richard's definitions

Ass monk

a ginger haired gamer from milton keynes who absolutely kicks ass at all games he will rape u at halo 2 or just win with obscenely high scores if u get into a vehicle (tut tut u n008z he will say) (possible variations include Ass monkeh and Mr AssHat)

hey look its ass monk.....
ahh im getting my ass kicked....
quick lets be n008s and get into a vehicle.....
argh he still kicked our asses

by richard January 6, 2005

demic

Not fit for purpose.
Applies to both people and objects.

That car of yours is demic - it's always breaking down.

by Richard January 9, 2005

sillygit

anybody who sits in the home end of withdean stadium (see shitgroundnofans), one of these people can be recognised by me and james sheppard terrorizing one of them through a geoghraphy lesson

mr collins, a really sad brighton fan

by Richard January 9, 2005

Lassard

Vague, Blasé, Non-thinking, Accepting without consequence, Ignorant.

Lassard-like (as in the character description from Police Academy movie series). "It will just be one vague Lassard-like element of our lives."

by Richard January 11, 2005

blogiversary

The yearly anniversary of someones web-log (blog)

I celebrated my second blogiversary today

by Richard January 12, 2005

quim

I am a Welshman, born and bred in Wales - a fluent Welsk speaker- never heard this word in our language and it is highly unlikely that it is of Welsh origin as no "Q" appears in the Welsh alphabet

the nearest possible spelling would be cwim in Welsh but this would have absolutley no meaining and if the word quim was said to any one of us we would not know what you would be talkng about

by richard January 18, 2005

Osirus

One of many aliases of Ol' Dirty Bastard

"Have you heard any albums by Ol' Dirty Bastard a.k.a Osirus"

by Richard January 19, 2005