15 definitions by relaxfrancis

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is the reluctant act of pulling ones wallet out as a sign of willingness to pay for a meal you assumed was a treat.
"Mike, put that thing away, dinner is on me tonight."

"But it's so expensive."

"Dude, seriously, chill out with the wallet threat.
by relaxfrancis October 14, 2009
The fight over the check at the dinner table over who will pay.
"You're getting ridiculous, Debbie, I'm wanting to pay tonight."

"Just give her the damn check, Sabine, you two look like your having a Tab o' War in the middle of the restaurant!
by relaxfrancis October 12, 2009
<Hybrid of SarahPalin and ArnoldSchwarzenegger.>
45th President & Vice President of the United States 2012.
"Vote For Sarah Palin and Arnold Schwarzenegger in 2012!!!"

"Why Fight It?... THE PALINEGGER is going to eat Obama

by relaxfrancis December 10, 2009
the inability to remember within the first 10 minutes of a movie whether or not you have seen it before.
"Wait a minute, I think i've already seen this movie before."

"Are you stupid or do you've just have a case of filmnesia?"
by relaxfrancis October 13, 2009
refers to the bloody residue gathered above ones upper lip after having performed cunnilinigus on a woman during her menstrual cycle.
"Hey Jordan, what's up with your lip, bro? Did you cut yourself?"

"Nah, just haven't washed off the Scottish Moustache Sarah

gave me last night. She's still on her period."

"That's just plain f*uckin' gross."
by relaxfrancis October 15, 2009
that slow mofo who takes his sweet time to walk through a crosswalk.
"Look at this prick, he's just daring us to run his leisurely ass over"

"Yep, just another damn pedasstrian in the middle of the f*uckin' intersection.
by relaxfrancis October 13, 2009
The over saturation and exaggeration of H1N1 (Swine) Flu fear coming out of the Main Stream Media and the US Government. The purpose of which is to systematically spread a relatively weak virus through the distribution of the H1N1 Swine Flu vaccine latent with live flu virus grown on cancer cells, toxic additives such as Mercury and the adjuvant, Squalene. The vaccine is experimental and thus far unproven to prevent disease.
"Aren't you gonna give your kids the swine flu shot, Tom?They have a harmless nasal spray version available now."

"Oh hell no, you know I don't fall for all that Swine Hype"
by relaxfrancis October 10, 2009

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