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A self-delusional manner of referring to the permanent limp one has been left with subsequent to an accident or birth defect.
"I respectfully invite members of the Board to contact me to g-limp (glamorous limp) the neighborhood and clear up the confusion."
by rei_saru April 25, 2008
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A 72-day period of time in any relationship, especially between homosexuals.

Based on the statement by "Weird Al" Yankovic that "72 Days is now an official unit of time known as a Kardash", referencing Kim Kardashian's filing for divorce from Kris Humphries citing "irreconcilable differences" after a mere 72 days.

Kardashian earned $17.9 million USD by wedding Humphries, but it's the gays who will ruin the sanctity of marriage.
Raymond: Our 10th kardashiversary is 03.21 in 2012.
Derek: Also our 2-year is 04.01.
Raymond: That's not nearly the landmark that's the 10-kardash. Come now, let's celebrate the milestones that matter!
by rei_saru November 3, 2011
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