redpooka's definitions
When a man actively pursues relations with women known for frequent indiscriminate acts of sexual intercourse.
by redPooka April 7, 2013
Get the skank fishingmug. When the last few slips of toilet paper cling fast to the cardboard roll and even the most gentle attempts to remove for use results in shredding of the tissue. This situation typically happens when the roll involved also happens to be the only roll left in the home, public restroom or other place of porcelain facility use.
Just before my trip to the store the neighbors stopped by, so of course I was a victim of cardboard cling.
by redPooka April 5, 2011
Get the cardboard clingmug. A female senior citizen who is well-versed in and/or familiar with technological advances, current events and personalities trending in the news
The female equivalent of a Trend Pop
The female equivalent of a Trend Pop
My great-aunt is a genuine Trend Gram!
The Trend Grams were in full force this morning at the internet cafe.
The Trend Grams were in full force this morning at the internet cafe.
by redPooka August 28, 2012
Get the Trend Grammug. Term derived from the root words "Feminist" and "tool".
A man who embraces and/or endorses Feminism out of his own irresponsible attitude toward women. Femintools see traditional western views on masculine behavior (such as opening doors for women and the idea of "women and children first") as potential threats to their own self-serving interests and existence. Pampered Mama's boy s often make the choice to become Femintools upon reaching adulthood.
A man who embraces and/or endorses Feminism out of his own irresponsible attitude toward women. Femintools see traditional western views on masculine behavior (such as opening doors for women and the idea of "women and children first") as potential threats to their own self-serving interests and existence. Pampered Mama's boy s often make the choice to become Femintools upon reaching adulthood.
Your Mom will never have to lose her little boy to another woman since she raised such a Femintool.
I can't tell if Charlie Sheen genuinely doesn't know how to treat women or is just a Femintool.
I can't tell if Charlie Sheen genuinely doesn't know how to treat women or is just a Femintool.
by redPooka April 2, 2011
Get the Femintoolmug. The lean week before pay day when the main groceries left in the pantry consists of Ramen soup and/or peanut butter.
Kids, you better enjoy this stew now because Ramenbutter Week starts Monday!
Leave it to my in-laws to pick Ramenbutter Week to come for a visit.
Leave it to my in-laws to pick Ramenbutter Week to come for a visit.
by redPooka April 5, 2011
Get the Ramenbutter Weekmug. A male senior citizen who is well-versed in and/or familiar with technological advances, current events and personalities trending in the news
The male equivalent of a Trend Gram
The male equivalent of a Trend Gram
by redPooka August 28, 2012
Get the Trend Popmug. A combination descriptive term derived from the words "fornicate" and "formula" used to describe a type of literature (usually of a romantic or sensual theme) that relies unnecessarily on coarse words, modernly stereotypical character development and repetition of limited terminology throughout erotic passages. Basically, an uninspired style of grinding out predictable porn under the guise of modern and/or kick-ass romantic literature.
Antonym: purple prose
Antonym: purple prose
Normal writing: her fingertips drifted over his lean, hard torso, inching slowly toward his erect manhood.
Fornicula: she touched his gut and groped his dick.
Normal writing: The glint in the handsome rogue's eyes enchanted her entirely, silencing forever the voice of reason that warned this could be a mistake.
Fornicula: Damn the consequences! She wanted to screw this man-ho!
Fornicula: she touched his gut and groped his dick.
Normal writing: The glint in the handsome rogue's eyes enchanted her entirely, silencing forever the voice of reason that warned this could be a mistake.
Fornicula: Damn the consequences! She wanted to screw this man-ho!
by redPooka April 2, 2011
Get the Forniculamug.