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The lean week before pay day when the main groceries left in the pantry consists of Ramen soup and/or peanut butter.
Kids, you better enjoy this stew now because Ramenbutter Week starts Monday!
Leave it to my in-laws to pick Ramenbutter Week to come for a visit.
Leave it to my in-laws to pick Ramenbutter Week to come for a visit.
by redPooka April 5, 2011
Get the Ramenbutter Week mug.A male senior citizen who is well-versed in and/or familiar with technological advances, current events and personalities trending in the news
The male equivalent of a Trend Gram
The male equivalent of a Trend Gram
by redPooka August 28, 2012
Get the Trend Pop mug.When a man actively pursues relations with women known for frequent indiscriminate acts of sexual intercourse.
by redPooka April 7, 2013
Get the skank fishing mug.A female senior citizen who is well-versed in and/or familiar with technological advances, current events and personalities trending in the news
The female equivalent of a Trend Pop
The female equivalent of a Trend Pop
My great-aunt is a genuine Trend Gram!
The Trend Grams were in full force this morning at the internet cafe.
The Trend Grams were in full force this morning at the internet cafe.
by redPooka August 28, 2012
Get the Trend Gram mug.When the last few slips of toilet paper cling fast to the cardboard roll and even the most gentle attempts to remove for use results in shredding of the tissue. This situation typically happens when the roll involved also happens to be the only roll left in the home, public restroom or other place of porcelain facility use.
Just before my trip to the store the neighbors stopped by, so of course I was a victim of cardboard cling.
by redPooka April 5, 2011
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Antonym: purple prose
Antonym: purple prose
Normal writing: her fingertips drifted over his lean, hard torso, inching slowly toward his erect manhood.
Fornicula: she touched his gut and groped his dick.
Normal writing: The glint in the handsome rogue's eyes enchanted her entirely, silencing forever the voice of reason that warned this could be a mistake.
Fornicula: Damn the consequences! She wanted to screw this man-ho!
Fornicula: she touched his gut and groped his dick.
Normal writing: The glint in the handsome rogue's eyes enchanted her entirely, silencing forever the voice of reason that warned this could be a mistake.
Fornicula: Damn the consequences! She wanted to screw this man-ho!
by redPooka April 2, 2011
Get the Fornicula mug.1. An individual who stands outside their home talking loud enough that everyone in the neighborhood has to hear their conversation. 2. An individual who knowingly rants their opinions and views loud enough for the whole neighborhood to hear.
We were kept up half the night by the neighborhood soundbyte.
The neighborhood soundbyte keeps us abreast of the town gossip, whether we want to hear it or not.
The neighborhood soundbyte is foaming at the mouth again.
The neighborhood soundbyte keeps us abreast of the town gossip, whether we want to hear it or not.
The neighborhood soundbyte is foaming at the mouth again.
by redPooka February 16, 2012
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