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A combination descriptive term derived from the words "fornicate" and "formula" used to describe a type of literature (usually of a romantic or sensual theme) that relies unnecessarily on coarse words, modernly stereotypical character development and repetition of limited terminology throughout erotic passages. Basically, an uninspired style of grinding out predictable porn under the guise of modern and/or kick-ass romantic literature.
Antonym: purple prose
Antonym: purple prose
Normal writing: her fingertips drifted over his lean, hard torso, inching slowly toward his erect manhood.
Fornicula: she touched his gut and groped his dick.
Normal writing: The glint in the handsome rogue's eyes enchanted her entirely, silencing forever the voice of reason that warned this could be a mistake.
Fornicula: Damn the consequences! She wanted to screw this man-ho!
Fornicula: she touched his gut and groped his dick.
Normal writing: The glint in the handsome rogue's eyes enchanted her entirely, silencing forever the voice of reason that warned this could be a mistake.
Fornicula: Damn the consequences! She wanted to screw this man-ho!
by redPooka April 2, 2011
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The female equivalent of a Trend Pop
The female equivalent of a Trend Pop
My great-aunt is a genuine Trend Gram!
The Trend Grams were in full force this morning at the internet cafe.
The Trend Grams were in full force this morning at the internet cafe.
by redPooka August 28, 2012
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Get the skank fishing mug.When the last few slips of toilet paper cling fast to the cardboard roll and even the most gentle attempts to remove for use results in shredding of the tissue. This situation typically happens when the roll involved also happens to be the only roll left in the home, public restroom or other place of porcelain facility use.
Just before my trip to the store the neighbors stopped by, so of course I was a victim of cardboard cling.
by redPooka April 5, 2011
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A male who is subservient to Dianic feminist ideals or platforms, and subsequently voices disparagingly generalities about his own gender.
A male who is subservient to Dianic feminist ideals or platforms, and subsequently voices disparagingly generalities about his own gender.
Our Dianic drone neighbor had a spaz attack when my husband asked me to make coffee.
She really has her Dianic drone well-trained.
She really has her Dianic drone well-trained.
by redPooka September 2, 2012
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The Captain would have stayed behind with the sinking ship if he hadn't tripped into the lifeboat.
The ER staff really tripped into the lifeboat with the patient.
He tripped into the lifeboat on that decision.
The ER staff really tripped into the lifeboat with the patient.
He tripped into the lifeboat on that decision.
by redPooka February 6, 2012
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Paulite fall out is often delivered in a rapid succession of posts, comments and anonymous flames that repeat the basic Ron Paul campaign ideology but are not in themselves conductive toward constructive discussions. The practice is not officially endorsed or sanctioned by the Ron Paul campaign.
Paulite fall out is often delivered in a rapid succession of posts, comments and anonymous flames that repeat the basic Ron Paul campaign ideology but are not in themselves conductive toward constructive discussions. The practice is not officially endorsed or sanctioned by the Ron Paul campaign.
The video was humorous but received nothing but Paulite fall out.
Our thread has been littered with Paulite fall out.
Apparently some think my blog is their personal Paulite fall out.
Our thread has been littered with Paulite fall out.
Apparently some think my blog is their personal Paulite fall out.
by redPooka March 16, 2012
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