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cardboard cling

When the last few slips of toilet paper cling fast to the cardboard roll and even the most gentle attempts to remove for use results in shredding of the tissue. This situation typically happens when the roll involved also happens to be the only roll left in the home, public restroom or other place of porcelain facility use.
Just before my trip to the store the neighbors stopped by, so of course I was a victim of cardboard cling.
by redPooka April 5, 2011
mugGet the cardboard clingmug.

Trend Gram

A female senior citizen who is well-versed in and/or familiar with technological advances, current events and personalities trending in the news

The female equivalent of a Trend Pop
My great-aunt is a genuine Trend Gram!

The Trend Grams were in full force this morning at the internet cafe.
by redPooka August 28, 2012
mugGet the Trend Grammug.

Tripped into the lifeboat

A descriptive phrase meaning when a person offers a fictional account of an unlikely accident to excuse a huge real-life blunder or to cover up an act of pure cowardice.
The Captain would have stayed behind with the sinking ship if he hadn't tripped into the lifeboat.

The ER staff really tripped into the lifeboat with the patient.

He tripped into the lifeboat on that decision.
by redPooka February 6, 2012
mugGet the Tripped into the lifeboatmug.

Geico ad nauseam

A specific form of ad nauseam resulting from the excessive broadcasting of Geico commercials.

Feelings of disgust or annoyance that result from being exposed to too many Geico promotions.
I've started muting commercial breaks just to avoid the Geico ad nauseam.
by redPooka January 7, 2021
mugGet the Geico ad nauseammug.

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