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17 definitions by redpooka

 
15.
When the last few slips of toilet paper cling fast to the cardboard roll and even the most gentle attempts to remove for use results in shredding of the tissue. This situation typically happens when the roll involved also happens to be the only roll left in the home, public restroom or other place of porcelain facility use.
Just before my trip to the store the neighbors stopped by, so of course I was a victim of cardboard cling.
by redPooka March 20, 2011
 
16.
A combination descriptive term derived from the words "fornicate" and "formula" used to describe a type of literature (usually of a romantic or sensual theme) that relies unnecessarily on coarse words, modernly stereotypical character development and repetition of limited terminology throughout erotic passages. Basically, an uninspired style of grinding out predictable porn under the guise of modern and/or kick-ass romantic literature.

Antonym: purple prose
Normal writing: her fingertips drifted over his lean, hard torso, inching slowly toward his erect manhood.

Fornicula: she touched his gut and groped his dick.

Normal writing: The glint in the handsome rogue's eyes enchanted her entirely, silencing forever the voice of reason that warned this could be a mistake.

Fornicula: Damn the consequences! She wanted to screw this man-ho!
by redPooka March 16, 2011
 
17.
A compound term derived from the words Dianic and drone

A male who is subservient to Dianic feminist ideals or platforms, and subsequently voices disparagingly generalities about his own gender.
Our Dianic drone neighbor had a spaz attack when my husband asked me to make coffee.

She really has her Dianic drone well-trained.
by redPooka September 02, 2012