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Term derived from the root words "Feminist" and "tool".
A man who embraces and/or endorses Feminism out of his own irresponsible attitude toward women. Femintools see traditional western views on masculine behavior (such as opening doors for women and the idea of "women and children first") as potential threats to their own self-serving interests and existence. Pampered Mama's boy s often make the choice to become Femintools upon reaching adulthood.
A man who embraces and/or endorses Feminism out of his own irresponsible attitude toward women. Femintools see traditional western views on masculine behavior (such as opening doors for women and the idea of "women and children first") as potential threats to their own self-serving interests and existence. Pampered Mama's boy s often make the choice to become Femintools upon reaching adulthood.
Your Mom will never have to lose her little boy to another woman since she raised such a Femintool.
I can't tell if Charlie Sheen genuinely doesn't know how to treat women or is just a Femintool.
I can't tell if Charlie Sheen genuinely doesn't know how to treat women or is just a Femintool.
by redPooka April 2, 2011
Get the Femintool mug.A combination descriptive term derived from the words "fornicate" and "formula" used to describe a type of literature (usually of a romantic or sensual theme) that relies unnecessarily on coarse words, modernly stereotypical character development and repetition of limited terminology throughout erotic passages. Basically, an uninspired style of grinding out predictable porn under the guise of modern and/or kick-ass romantic literature.
Antonym: purple prose
Antonym: purple prose
Normal writing: her fingertips drifted over his lean, hard torso, inching slowly toward his erect manhood.
Fornicula: she touched his gut and groped his dick.
Normal writing: The glint in the handsome rogue's eyes enchanted her entirely, silencing forever the voice of reason that warned this could be a mistake.
Fornicula: Damn the consequences! She wanted to screw this man-ho!
Fornicula: she touched his gut and groped his dick.
Normal writing: The glint in the handsome rogue's eyes enchanted her entirely, silencing forever the voice of reason that warned this could be a mistake.
Fornicula: Damn the consequences! She wanted to screw this man-ho!
by redPooka April 2, 2011
Get the Fornicula mug.A descriptive phrase meaning when a person offers a fictional account of an unlikely accident to excuse a huge real-life blunder or to cover up an act of pure cowardice.
The Captain would have stayed behind with the sinking ship if he hadn't tripped into the lifeboat.
The ER staff really tripped into the lifeboat with the patient.
He tripped into the lifeboat on that decision.
The ER staff really tripped into the lifeboat with the patient.
He tripped into the lifeboat on that decision.
by redPooka February 6, 2012
Get the Tripped into the lifeboat mug.A specific form of ad nauseam resulting from the excessive broadcasting of Geico commercials.
Feelings of disgust or annoyance that result from being exposed to too many Geico promotions.
Feelings of disgust or annoyance that result from being exposed to too many Geico promotions.
by redPooka January 7, 2021
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