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A combination descriptive term derived from the words "fornicate" and "formula" used to describe a type of literature (usually of a romantic or sensual theme) that relies unnecessarily on coarse words, modernly stereotypical character development and repetition of limited terminology throughout erotic passages. Basically, an uninspired style of grinding out predictable porn under the guise of modern and/or kick-ass romantic literature.
Antonym: purple prose
Antonym: purple prose
Normal writing: her fingertips drifted over his lean, hard torso, inching slowly toward his erect manhood.
Fornicula: she touched his gut and groped his dick.
Normal writing: The glint in the handsome rogue's eyes enchanted her entirely, silencing forever the voice of reason that warned this could be a mistake.
Fornicula: Damn the consequences! She wanted to screw this man-ho!
Fornicula: she touched his gut and groped his dick.
Normal writing: The glint in the handsome rogue's eyes enchanted her entirely, silencing forever the voice of reason that warned this could be a mistake.
Fornicula: Damn the consequences! She wanted to screw this man-ho!
by redPooka April 2, 2011
Get the Fornicula mug.Term derived from the root words "Feminist" and "tool".
A man who embraces and/or endorses Feminism out of his own irresponsible attitude toward women. Femintools see traditional western views on masculine behavior (such as opening doors for women and the idea of "women and children first") as potential threats to their own self-serving interests and existence. Pampered Mama's boy s often make the choice to become Femintools upon reaching adulthood.
A man who embraces and/or endorses Feminism out of his own irresponsible attitude toward women. Femintools see traditional western views on masculine behavior (such as opening doors for women and the idea of "women and children first") as potential threats to their own self-serving interests and existence. Pampered Mama's boy s often make the choice to become Femintools upon reaching adulthood.
Your Mom will never have to lose her little boy to another woman since she raised such a Femintool.
I can't tell if Charlie Sheen genuinely doesn't know how to treat women or is just a Femintool.
I can't tell if Charlie Sheen genuinely doesn't know how to treat women or is just a Femintool.
by redPooka April 2, 2011
Get the Femintool mug.Descriptive term derived from the compound words "fiction" and "propaganda"
Fiction written with the conscious or subconscious intention to recruit readers into accepting a certain morality system, philosophy, political view or religious doctrine.
Fiction written with the conscious or subconscious intention to recruit readers into accepting a certain morality system, philosophy, political view or religious doctrine.
The novel had some good moments, but I was put off by the fictioganda premise.
Anne Rice's newer work is pure fictioganda.
Anne Rice's newer work is pure fictioganda.
by redPooka April 2, 2011
Get the Fictioganda mug.When the last few slips of toilet paper cling fast to the cardboard roll and even the most gentle attempts to remove for use results in shredding of the tissue. This situation typically happens when the roll involved also happens to be the only roll left in the home, public restroom or other place of porcelain facility use.
Just before my trip to the store the neighbors stopped by, so of course I was a victim of cardboard cling.
by redPooka April 5, 2011
Get the cardboard cling mug.The lean week before pay day when the main groceries left in the pantry consists of Ramen soup and/or peanut butter.
Kids, you better enjoy this stew now because Ramenbutter Week starts Monday!
Leave it to my in-laws to pick Ramenbutter Week to come for a visit.
Leave it to my in-laws to pick Ramenbutter Week to come for a visit.
by redPooka April 5, 2011
Get the Ramenbutter Week mug.Derived from the word "gal", as in woman and the terms, "biceps" and "triceps".
Any defined muscles on a man located above the naval that have been purposely removed of hair, leaving a smooth appearance similar to a woman's legs after shaving or waxing.
Any defined muscles on a man located above the naval that have been purposely removed of hair, leaving a smooth appearance similar to a woman's legs after shaving or waxing.
He'd be sexy if it weren't for those silly galceps.
Why are all the Romance covers plastered with galceps?
Why are all the Romance covers plastered with galceps?
by redPooka April 21, 2011
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A loud, obnoxious woman, usually of limited intellectual capacity, whose primary concerns are partying, getting drunk and being the center of attention.
A loud, obnoxious woman, usually of limited intellectual capacity, whose primary concerns are partying, getting drunk and being the center of attention.
by redPooka April 21, 2011
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