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accessory kid

1. A child conceived or adopted because it is considered the fashionable or chic thing to do.
2. A child looked upon as a status symbol by the parent.
Bradgelina are looking to get their next accessory kid from China.

She wanted an accessory kid to go along with her trophy husband.
by redPooka April 8, 2013
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skank fishing

When a man actively pursues relations with women known for frequent indiscriminate acts of sexual intercourse.
My buddy went skank fishing last week and returned home with a big mess of crabs.
by redPooka April 7, 2013
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Galceps

Derived from the word "gal", as in woman and the terms, "biceps" and "triceps".

Any defined muscles on a man located above the naval that have been purposely removed of hair, leaving a smooth appearance similar to a woman's legs after shaving or waxing.
He'd be sexy if it weren't for those silly galceps.

Why are all the Romance covers plastered with galceps?
by redPooka April 21, 2011
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Dianic drone

A compound term derived from the words Dianic and drone

A male who is subservient to Dianic feminist ideals or platforms, and subsequently voices disparagingly generalities about his own gender.
Our Dianic drone neighbor had a spaz attack when my husband asked me to make coffee.

She really has her Dianic drone well-trained.
by redPooka September 2, 2012
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Femintool

Term derived from the root words "Feminist" and "tool".

A man who embraces and/or endorses Feminism out of his own irresponsible attitude toward women. Femintools see traditional western views on masculine behavior (such as opening doors for women and the idea of "women and children first") as potential threats to their own self-serving interests and existence. Pampered Mama's boy s often make the choice to become Femintools upon reaching adulthood.
Your Mom will never have to lose her little boy to another woman since she raised such a Femintool.

I can't tell if Charlie Sheen genuinely doesn't know how to treat women or is just a Femintool.
by redPooka April 2, 2011
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neighborhood soundbyte

1. An individual who stands outside their home talking loud enough that everyone in the neighborhood has to hear their conversation. 2. An individual who knowingly rants their opinions and views loud enough for the whole neighborhood to hear.
We were kept up half the night by the neighborhood soundbyte.

The neighborhood soundbyte keeps us abreast of the town gossip, whether we want to hear it or not.

The neighborhood soundbyte is foaming at the mouth again.
by redPooka February 16, 2012
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cardboard cling

When the last few slips of toilet paper cling fast to the cardboard roll and even the most gentle attempts to remove for use results in shredding of the tissue. This situation typically happens when the roll involved also happens to be the only roll left in the home, public restroom or other place of porcelain facility use.
Just before my trip to the store the neighbors stopped by, so of course I was a victim of cardboard cling.
by redPooka April 5, 2011
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