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cardboard cling

When the last few slips of toilet paper cling fast to the cardboard roll and even the most gentle attempts to remove for use results in shredding of the tissue. This situation typically happens when the roll involved also happens to be the only roll left in the home, public restroom or other place of porcelain facility use.
Just before my trip to the store the neighbors stopped by, so of course I was a victim of cardboard cling.
by redPooka April 5, 2011
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Snookirella

Descriptive term derived from the base words, "Snooki" and "Stella".

A loud, obnoxious woman, usually of limited intellectual capacity, whose primary concerns are partying, getting drunk and being the center of attention.
Your snookirella cousin just called asking for bail.

I can't believe they invited that snookirella!
by redPooka April 21, 2011
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Femintool

Term derived from the root words "Feminist" and "tool".

A man who embraces and/or endorses Feminism out of his own irresponsible attitude toward women. Femintools see traditional western views on masculine behavior (such as opening doors for women and the idea of "women and children first") as potential threats to their own self-serving interests and existence. Pampered Mama's boy s often make the choice to become Femintools upon reaching adulthood.
Your Mom will never have to lose her little boy to another woman since she raised such a Femintool.

I can't tell if Charlie Sheen genuinely doesn't know how to treat women or is just a Femintool.
by redPooka April 2, 2011
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accessory kid

1. A child conceived or adopted because it is considered the fashionable or chic thing to do.
2. A child looked upon as a status symbol by the parent.
Bradgelina are looking to get their next accessory kid from China.

She wanted an accessory kid to go along with her trophy husband.
by redPooka April 8, 2013
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Galceps

Derived from the word "gal", as in woman and the terms, "biceps" and "triceps".

Any defined muscles on a man located above the naval that have been purposely removed of hair, leaving a smooth appearance similar to a woman's legs after shaving or waxing.
He'd be sexy if it weren't for those silly galceps.

Why are all the Romance covers plastered with galceps?
by redPooka April 21, 2011
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Ramenbutter Week

The lean week before pay day when the main groceries left in the pantry consists of Ramen soup and/or peanut butter.
Kids, you better enjoy this stew now because Ramenbutter Week starts Monday!

Leave it to my in-laws to pick Ramenbutter Week to come for a visit.
by redPooka April 5, 2011
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Fictioganda

Descriptive term derived from the compound words "fiction" and "propaganda"

Fiction written with the conscious or subconscious intention to recruit readers into accepting a certain morality system, philosophy, political view or religious doctrine.
The novel had some good moments, but I was put off by the fictioganda premise.

Anne Rice's newer work is pure fictioganda.
by redPooka April 2, 2011
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