red_beard_neo's definitions

waffling

1. The act of making waffles.

2. The act of rapidly changing one's stated position on issues. Both major US political parties do this.

1. The Belgian chef spent the morning waffling.

2. Bush and Kerry spent the morning waffling.

by red_beard_neo August 24, 2004

tofu

Very nummy bean curd that can be used a variety of ways. No, it's not really natural. Neither is most of the stuff we eat.

We had peppers and tofu stir-fried in hot sauce for supper.

by red_beard_neo December 21, 2003

,,|,,

Emoticon used to symbolize that great universally-known bit of American Sign Language -- giving one's fellow man the finger.

omg u r lose ,,|,,(>_<),,|,,

by red_beard_neo June 22, 2006

saltpeter

Potassium nitrate (KNO3), a substance used in explosives (usually gunpowder) and fertilizers.

Contrary to popular urban legend, saltpeter has no effect on libido, and too many side effects (high fever, etc.) to be used even if it did.

The army doesn't want to kill our soldiers with saltpeter. They want our enemies to do it.

by red_beard_neo April 14, 2004

dogie

An orphan calf.

Git along, l'il dogie.

by red_beard_neo April 8, 2004

jambalaya

Excellent Louisiana rice dish, often with sausage or fish/seafood added in.

Can we have crawfish jambalaya for supper?

by red_beard_neo January 8, 2004

GMO

Genetically-Modified Organism, such as frankenfoods, of questionable safety due to lack of testing.

Growing numbers of people are refusing to trust GMOs.

by red_beard_neo May 19, 2004