Definitions by red_beard_neo

Mister Wizard 

1. An awesome Nickelodeon personality when I was a kid. Did a lot of funky science experiments.

2. An annoying-as-hell old geezer that shows up to every single Ft. Wayne Wizards baseball home game.

1. Wow, did you see what Mister Wizard did with static electricity?

2. Let's hope Mister Wizard gets beaned with a fly ball.

Mister Wizard by red_beard_neo April 15, 2004

saltpeter 

Potassium nitrate (KNO3), a substance used in explosives (usually gunpowder) and fertilizers.

Contrary to popular urban legend, saltpeter has no effect on libido, and too many side effects (high fever, etc.) to be used even if it did.

The army doesn't want to kill our soldiers with saltpeter. They want our enemies to do it.

saltpeter by red_beard_neo April 14, 2004

scatter the riders 

Texas slang for telling someone what to do. In other news, Texas really needs to learn English.

When Jimbo left without feeding the horses, Big Paw got ready to scatter the riders.

scatter the riders by red_beard_neo April 8, 2004

dogie

An orphan calf.

Git along, l'il dogie.

dogie by red_beard_neo April 8, 2004

francophobe 

Someone with an irrational fear of France and French people/culture.

Boy, the francophobes really came out of the woodwork when France refused to support US-led terrorism in Iraq, didn't they?

francophobe by red_beard_neo April 5, 2004

molasses 

A thick, dark, syrupy substance made by boiling the juice of the sugar cane plant. With a great taste and plenty of iron and calcium, it's superior to table sugar and most sweeteners in just about every way.

Molasses is good in coffee.

molasses by red_beard_neo April 5, 2004

jambalaya 

Excellent Louisiana rice dish, often with sausage or fish/seafood added in.

Can we have crawfish jambalaya for supper?

jambalaya by red_beard_neo January 8, 2004