7 definitions by red wine bitch

that crap that you get between your toes after a long day (probably without washing for several days) - thats toejam
tina came home from three days camping, dancing, listening to groovey tunes, and her toejam was frightful!
by red wine bitch January 03, 2003
a burning and / or stinging sensation in the anus, cause by irritable bowel syndrome, oft the result of eating very spicy food. Also refered to as ringsting, ring of fire, fire-ring.
Bleedin' 'eck! that ruby murry gave us an arse like the japanese flag!
by red wine bitch January 03, 2003
vaginal secretions prduced when a woman becomes sexually aroused...
i'm tellin ye man, she was wantin it bad - fanny-batter was flyin all over the room!!
by red wine bitch January 03, 2003
anal pain caused by eating hot and spicy food.
me and all! it gave us right ringsting
by red wine bitch January 03, 2003
the exeperience and lessons learned growing up in council estates of scotland
-I'm tellin ye man, growin up in the schemes ay glasgae was an education
- no way man, it was a NEDucation!
by red wine bitch January 03, 2003
A seriously ugly person - a minger
she's a vase, mate I'm tellin yer - she's a ming vase
by red wine bitch January 03, 2003
one whose score is lower than a three in hot or not
Don't fancy yours much! shes a ming vase, mate!
by red wine bitch January 03, 2003

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