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Penicorn

The magical horse with a penis on its head instead of a horn, distant relative of the unicorn.
Guy: I saw a penicorn today. I rubbed its horn three time sbut it didn't give me any magical wishes, but it did give me some magical goo. I used it as a substitute for mayonnaise I made for my parents.
by Ready-Liver July 5, 2009
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Fuklin

A person who makes "That's what she said jokes," to their own comments. Usually a real fucking wetard.
Guy 1: So how was the hike over here?

Guy 2: It was long and hard... That's what she said.

Guy 1: Mang, you're a fuklin!
by Ready-Liver May 8, 2009
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Alaskan Brown Wheelchair

When you throw a parapalegic out of there wheelchair onto a waist-high, stable platform such as a bed or park bench. After you pull down the cripple's pants, you forcefully wedge one of the wheels from the wheelchair in between their butt-cheeks and violently turn the wheel untill you draw blood and or feces.
The other night, I walked up to Stephen Hawking in the middle of Centeral Park. I threw him onto a stump and cranked the wheel between his cheeks. After the wheel was completly brown, he typed out on his computer "My conclusion is that I have the only existing black hole on planet Earth." - Alaskan Brown Wheelchair
by ready-liver August 3, 2010
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Man

A casual, brief greeting used regardless of sex.
Guy 1: Hey, what's up man?

Guy 2: Nothing much man.
by Ready-Liver May 7, 2009
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Grammer

1. The retarded cousin of the word Grammar.

2. Sometimes even confused as a cracker by little kids.
1. I think mah grammer iz gittin' bettor.

2. Mommy, can I have a grammer cracker?
by Ready-Liver May 7, 2009
mugGet the Grammermug.

Texas

The place in the world where everything's bigger.
I moved to Texas and my penis got bigger.
by Ready-Liver November 7, 2009
mugGet the Texasmug.

Smoking Balls

Jimmy flipped three thousand times in one jump, he was really smoking balls.
by Ready-Liver July 5, 2009
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