Ready-Liver's definitions

Penicorn

The magical horse with a penis on its head instead of a horn, distant relative of the unicorn.

Guy: I saw a penicorn today. I rubbed its horn three time sbut it didn't give me any magical wishes, but it did give me some magical goo. I used it as a substitute for mayonnaise I made for my parents.

by Ready-Liver July 5, 2009

Dial

A common misspelling of the word dick while texting.

Matt: Hey fucktard! i told u i didnt need ur opinion!

Tim: Matt why r u being such a dial?

by Ready-Liver May 12, 2009

Dragon

Slang (both in pronunciation and spelling) for the word dragging.

Guy 1: 'Ey, what you be doin' tonight?

Guy 2: Mang, I be dragon my balls across her chest all night long.

Guy 1: Dayum mang.

by Ready-Liver May 28, 2009

Pazzazzed

The 'cool' way of saying possessed.

Father: Is my daughter ok?

Priest: Yo, seems she's a lil pazzazzed!

by Ready-Liver May 28, 2009

Alaskan Brown Wheelchair

When you throw a parapalegic out of there wheelchair onto a waist-high, stable platform such as a bed or park bench. After you pull down the cripple's pants, you forcefully wedge one of the wheels from the wheelchair in between their butt-cheeks and violently turn the wheel untill you draw blood and or feces.

The other night, I walked up to Stephen Hawking in the middle of Centeral Park. I threw him onto a stump and cranked the wheel between his cheeks. After the wheel was completly brown, he typed out on his computer "My conclusion is that I have the only existing black hole on planet Earth." - Alaskan Brown Wheelchair

by ready-liver August 3, 2010

Trigger Finger

Finger used primarily for puling the trigger of a gun. Usually, this finger is one's index finger. Through much practice the trigger finer can be used for several other things as well though.

1) Intense peace signs.

2) Intensely pointing at people.

3) Poking people in the face really hard.

4) Poking people in the nose really hard.

5) Directing traffic back and forward.

6) Fingering your girlfriend. (Guys)

7) Fingering yourself. (Girls.)

8) Fingering your girlfriend. (Lesbians)

9) Fingering yourself. (Shemales)

As you can see, your trigger finger can be a vital part to several functions in necessary to your normal daily functions.

"I pulled my trigger finger out on my girl and it was a sensational orgasm. I'll have to use it more often now. :)"

by Ready-Liver July 5, 2009

irregardless

A word created by ignorant pricks who couldn't manage the time to learn the English language. Suspected to originate around the early 1900s on Angel Island, where many Asian immigrants lacked proper English.

Irregardless means exactly the same thing as regardless, regardless of its negativity.

See Regardless

Asian Immigrant: Irregardless, I do what (I)want!

by Ready-Liver May 7, 2009