rayjay91's definitions

Wal mart fart

A circa 2011 term coined by a 350 lb man who was nosebombed by the winds coming from the asshole of an unmedicated lactose intolerant man after he had drank a triple espresso with half and half with a banana, usually smelling like a sweaty ripe ass that hasn’t been washed in four days Or smells like one of the fat people at Walmart taking a shit in the bathroom or also performing a dry dock at wal mart

Guy 1 dude I was in the crapper the other day and the guy in the next stall and it smelled like wal mart farts
guy 2 we don't have that issue at target must have been some guy after comic con
guy 3 or he must have been one of those ham planets on a scooter

by rayjay91 December 6, 2022

eraser

A fart you know for a fact you cannot trust that if you let it out you'll shit yourself

guy 1 how you doin Eric after that chili fest man you holding up??we got a few to the next rest stop!!!
guy 2 Kyle i gotta tell ya man I'm bubbling up man cant tell if I can trust this one if i let er slip man!!
guy 1 damnit Eric hold in that eraser man I aint getting my truck reupholstered bruh!!!

by rayjay91 June 12, 2023

nigger rig

to modify a an otherwise tasteful car with giant ass rims a billion speakers so the music sounds like autobots fighting.and other stupid mods bolted to cars may include stancing a car or lifting an otherwise useful truck and putting giant ass rims on it making it so useless you cant even hit a pothole.sadly white people have caught onto this trend as well.generaly cars like this will feature hoods opening a billion different ways or a paint job with a gajillion colors and an interior were the person couldent make up theyre mind on wich exotic animal they wante and it looks like a safari.donks fit the catagory also and the only circles that find these cars cool are from africa.
not to be confused with lowrider or street trucks or rice rockets

guy 1 yeahhhyuhhh maine got mah car all lifted on dem giant 28.s double duces yo know wha im sayin maine?? got enough audio an shit to vibrate da whole dayumn blok!!
guy 2 stop braggin about youre nigger rig goddamnit!!!!!
guy 2 damn black people need to learn the wider the tire the more traction you get not the bigger the rim seems us white guys have this figured out!!!

by rayjay91 December 24, 2014

vanfire

a play on the term the empire strikes back thus coined after a burnout revenge mission known as the vanfire strikes back meaning a unpredictable sadistic retaliation when someone is sufficiently angered.
eg spamming disgusting and disturbing content from an anonymous social media account
or screwing someone out of an amenity or service or beating someone's ass to were they will never function correctly again

guy 1 did you hear Eric got Chris with the vanfire after he told on Kyle for doing wheelies on his dirtbike in the parking lot!!??
guy 2 yea i heard Eric gave him a swirly and there's nothing john can do for chris.
guy 1 lil finsterwald desereved it.

by rayjay91 June 12, 2023