A circa 2010 term coined by a 350 lb man who was nose bombed by his brothers gnarly shit i.e a bathroom where the shit in question smells like raw sewage, the mud at the dump, pizza hut, rotten fish,or old garbage can left to sunbake
usually a gas station bathroom that was bombed by a homeless crackhead that usually smells like a mix of cigarettes weed and old stale beer
usually a gas station bathroom that was bombed by a homeless crackhead that usually smells like a mix of cigarettes weed and old stale beer
guy 1. man I just blew it up like Hiroshima in their guy 2 walks in, HOLY FUCK THIS AINT A BATHROOM THIS IS THE FUCKING CAMIFODE FUCK I NEED A DAMN GAS MASK FUCK!!!!!
by rayjay91 April 16, 2022
A person weather be it boy or girl whose entire life personality is dating someone as a whole usually has a vapid personality devoid of any substance
guy 1 i you hear that chick Rachel
guy 2 yea she has a new boyfriend every week it seems like her personality is bland and devoid of substance
guy 1 yea she dates a lot of desperate weirdos
guy 2 yea she seems like a daggot
guy 2 yea she has a new boyfriend every week it seems like her personality is bland and devoid of substance
guy 1 yea she dates a lot of desperate weirdos
guy 2 yea she seems like a daggot
by rayjay91 February 20, 2024
The stereotypical ignorant african american fuck boy not to be confused with the cool and sophisticated Juan can usually be seen panhandling outside a dollar general(or robbing one if desperate enough) typically for working on/upgrading his welfare mobile known as the clon rod or the nigger rig usually is seen wearing luxury streetwear but not enough money to pay child support for the 15 baby mommas he knocked up goes by Antonio Tariq or reshaun
guy 1 at the movie theater man I hate this flip phone hope Antonio doesn't see me again!!
guy 2 Antonio walks in yo nigga you need to upgrade yo shit maine yo shit old maine
guy 1 shouldn't you be doing actual work or robbing a dollar tree??
guy 2 u rayciss bitch i dindu nuffin!!
guy 1 yeah do some work small fry!! and shut the hell up clon!!
guy 2 Antonio walks in yo nigga you need to upgrade yo shit maine yo shit old maine
guy 1 shouldn't you be doing actual work or robbing a dollar tree??
guy 2 u rayciss bitch i dindu nuffin!!
guy 1 yeah do some work small fry!! and shut the hell up clon!!
by rayjay91 March 08, 2023
Any outdated car from the 80s or 90s that is generally undesirable like a dodge caravan geo metro or a run down pickup from the late 70s or a nissan altima with a million miles on it
Guy 1 you hear about johns old ford pickup??
Guy 2 yea hes allways working on it just cause his dad owned it
Guy 1 yeah its a total johnomobile!!!
Guy 2 yea hes allways working on it just cause his dad owned it
Guy 1 yeah its a total johnomobile!!!
by rayjay91 February 20, 2024
somebody who collects items or any high-end clothes or collectibles and refuses to buy online. they often refute others' opinions about the market value the existence or have their head in the clouds on the existence of scalping in the hobby and should often keep their opinion where the sun doesn't shine .often these people are like a retrumplican arguing with a Clinton lover. often times very hard-headed even when given a PowerPoint-like presentation. often the arguments with these people is like playing point-counterpoint.
guy 1 I really have had my eye on the new star wars line lately Stanly keeps saying I should wait to buy online and wait like 3 months when I know the value is going to skyrocket and be impossible to attain on my budget.
guy 2 Jesus this guy seems like a royal retail nazi is he always doing this!!???
guy 1 yes he constantly has to prove why he's right even though he has more access to stores
guy 2 wow he sounds like a real retail nazi I know things haven't been the same since the hip replacement it sucks that you can't hunt as you used too.
guy 1 yeah I don't even know why I bother with him it's like talking to a brick wall
guy 2 well just expand your circle plenty of other star wars collectors out there living on disability is hard and inflation isn't helping ignore the retail nazis they're just hating because they won't expand their portfolio
guy 2 Jesus this guy seems like a royal retail nazi is he always doing this!!???
guy 1 yes he constantly has to prove why he's right even though he has more access to stores
guy 2 wow he sounds like a real retail nazi I know things haven't been the same since the hip replacement it sucks that you can't hunt as you used too.
guy 1 yeah I don't even know why I bother with him it's like talking to a brick wall
guy 2 well just expand your circle plenty of other star wars collectors out there living on disability is hard and inflation isn't helping ignore the retail nazis they're just hating because they won't expand their portfolio
by rayjay91 February 08, 2023
a play on the term the empire strikes back thus coined after a burnout revenge mission known as the vanfire strikes back meaning a unpredictable sadistic retaliation when someone is sufficiently angered.
eg spamming disgusting and disturbing content from an anonymous social media account
or screwing someone out of an amenity or service or beating someone's ass to were they will never function correctly again
eg spamming disgusting and disturbing content from an anonymous social media account
or screwing someone out of an amenity or service or beating someone's ass to were they will never function correctly again
guy 1 did you hear Eric got Chris with the vanfire after he told on Kyle for doing wheelies on his dirtbike in the parking lot!!??
guy 2 yea i heard Eric gave him a swirly and there's nothing john can do for chris.
guy 1 lil finsterwald desereved it.
guy 2 yea i heard Eric gave him a swirly and there's nothing john can do for chris.
guy 1 lil finsterwald desereved it.
by rayjay91 June 12, 2023
When yore taking a super hot shower, and the mirrors are foggy or the whole prison/locker room is steamed up and you rip a super nasty ripe fart that your friend/roommate/everyone in the gym stalls or prison showers can smell(this works best with at least one guy or the more the merrier getting caught in the lurid stink wake). smaller rooms are better with more smell/ratio/size/#of people
roommate 1 eric are you done in the shower man I've got a date tonight christophers gf broke up since he's a finsterwald and nows my chance brah
roomate 2 hang on kyle im not feeling so great after attending the chilli conest i gotta ffarrUUGGGHHHH!!!
roomate 2 goddamint eric!! not again with the damn flatusteam!!it smells like sewage!!!
roomate 2 hang on kyle im not feeling so great after attending the chilli conest i gotta ffarrUUGGGHHHH!!!
roomate 2 goddamint eric!! not again with the damn flatusteam!!it smells like sewage!!!
by rayjay91 April 14, 2023