rayjay91's definitions

flatusteam

When yore taking a super hot shower, and the mirrors are foggy or the whole prison/locker room is steamed up and you rip a super nasty ripe fart that your friend/roommate/everyone in the gym stalls or prison showers can smell(this works best with at least one guy or the more the merrier getting caught in the lurid stink wake). smaller rooms are better with more smell/ratio/size/#of people

roommate 1 eric are you done in the shower man I've got a date tonight christophers gf broke up since he's a finsterwald and nows my chance brah
roomate 2 hang on kyle im not feeling so great after attending the chilli conest i gotta ffarrUUGGGHHHH!!!
roomate 2 goddamint eric!! not again with the damn flatusteam!!it smells like sewage!!!

by rayjay91 April 14, 2023

Wal mart fart

A circa 2011 term coined by a 350 lb man who was nosebombed by the winds coming from the asshole of an unmedicated lactose intolerant man after he had drank a triple espresso with half and half with a banana, usually smelling like a sweaty ripe ass that hasn’t been washed in four days Or smells like one of the fat people at Walmart taking a shit in the bathroom or also performing a dry dock at wal mart

Guy 1 dude I was in the crapper the other day and the guy in the next stall and it smelled like wal mart farts
guy 2 we don't have that issue at target must have been some guy after comic con
guy 3 or he must have been one of those ham planets on a scooter

by rayjay91 December 6, 2022

Mid 2000s tough guy

A circa 2022 term coined by a 251lb man from California. Often characterized by a man who drives a lifted gas pickup truck sometimes with a flame paint job with skulls and owns 2 dirt bikes or Harleys. Often has tattoos to match sometimes the classic s tattoo. Often heard around town blasting any form of nu metal such as Nickelback slipknot Korn or limp Bizkit. The stereotypical angry white boy often watches monster garage or American chopper or any show on spike tv. The names can be kyle Tyler nash or Justin.

guy 1 Kyle was in the neighborhood last night have you seen his truck he was blasting limp Bizkit last night.
Guy 2 yeah he sounds like the mid 2000s tough guy type.

by rayjay91 December 9, 2022

camifode

A circa 2010 term coined by a 350 lb man who was nose bombed by his brothers gnarly shit i.e a bathroom where the shit in question smells like raw sewage, the mud at the dump, pizza hut, rotten fish,or old garbage can left to sunbake
usually a gas station bathroom that was bombed by a homeless crackhead that usually smells like a mix of cigarettes weed and old stale beer

guy 1. man I just blew it up like Hiroshima in their guy 2 walks in, HOLY FUCK THIS AINT A BATHROOM THIS IS THE FUCKING CAMIFODE FUCK I NEED A DAMN GAS MASK FUCK!!!!!

by rayjay91 April 16, 2022

eraser

A fart you know for a fact you cannot trust that if you let it out you'll shit yourself

guy 1 how you doin Eric after that chili fest man you holding up??we got a few to the next rest stop!!!
guy 2 Kyle i gotta tell ya man I'm bubbling up man cant tell if I can trust this one if i let er slip man!!
guy 1 damnit Eric hold in that eraser man I aint getting my truck reupholstered bruh!!!

by rayjay91 June 12, 2023

vanfire

a play on the term the empire strikes back thus coined after a burnout revenge mission known as the vanfire strikes back meaning a unpredictable sadistic retaliation when someone is sufficiently angered.
eg spamming disgusting and disturbing content from an anonymous social media account
or screwing someone out of an amenity or service or beating someone's ass to were they will never function correctly again

guy 1 did you hear Eric got Chris with the vanfire after he told on Kyle for doing wheelies on his dirtbike in the parking lot!!??
guy 2 yea i heard Eric gave him a swirly and there's nothing john can do for chris.
guy 1 lil finsterwald desereved it.

by rayjay91 June 12, 2023

toxic spill

when a toxic person such as a narcissist gets called on their bullshit and gets so angry to were it reminds you of a toxic gas leak to the point were its a toxic spill

guy 1 you know that old guy mark??
guy 2 you mean that toxic old guy?
guy 1 yea i heard his son made him so angry he had a toxic spill
guy 2 yeah hes a real narcissistic man child

by rayjay91 June 12, 2023