A circa 2022 term coined by a 251lb man from California. Often characterized by a man who drives a lifted gas pickup truck sometimes with a flame paint job with skulls and owns 2 dirt bikes or Harleys. Often has tattoos to match sometimes the classic s tattoo. Often heard around town blasting any form of nu metal such as Nickelback slipknot Korn or limp Bizkit. The stereotypical angry white boy often watches monster garage or American chopper or any show on spike tv. The names can be kyle Tyler nash or Justin.
guy 1 Kyle was in the neighborhood last night have you seen his truck he was blasting limp Bizkit last night.
Guy 2 yeah he sounds like the mid 2000s tough guy type.
Guy 2 yeah he sounds like the mid 2000s tough guy type.
by rayjay91 December 09, 2022

The kid who sits in the front of the class wears glasses and is the stereotypical teacher's pet. He is known to tattle tale on someone for even the slightest thing. They are this way because of their parental upbringing (mostly goodie 2 shoes bible thumpers).finsterwalds are mostly known to go nowhere in social activities and settings. They are usually the known targets of kyles, erics, and jakes who are most likely to get their head dunked in the toilet. They usually go by timothy, Eli, jonah, Simmon, or Christopher.
Guy 1 Dude johns kid Chris is so fucking annoying!!
guy 2 yeah he told eric for a prank the other day that he will likely get a swirly lol!!
guy 1 yeah he told on kyle the other day doing wheelies on his dirtbike
guy 2 yeah he's such a little finsterwald!!!!
guy 2 yeah he told eric for a prank the other day that he will likely get a swirly lol!!
guy 1 yeah he told on kyle the other day doing wheelies on his dirtbike
guy 2 yeah he's such a little finsterwald!!!!
by rayjay91 March 21, 2023

guy 1 you know a guy named parker??
guy 2 yeah he's that skinny blonde autard stoner that never grew up
guy 1 hmm he must still be in the amoeba stage
guy 2 yeah he obsesses a ton over pot
guy 2 yeah he's that skinny blonde autard stoner that never grew up
guy 1 hmm he must still be in the amoeba stage
guy 2 yeah he obsesses a ton over pot
by rayjay91 February 17, 2023

guy 1 how you doin Eric after that chili fest man you holding up??we got a few to the next rest stop!!!
guy 2 Kyle i gotta tell ya man I'm bubbling up man cant tell if I can trust this one if i let er slip man!!
guy 1 damnit Eric hold in that eraser man I aint getting my truck reupholstered bruh!!!
guy 2 Kyle i gotta tell ya man I'm bubbling up man cant tell if I can trust this one if i let er slip man!!
guy 1 damnit Eric hold in that eraser man I aint getting my truck reupholstered bruh!!!
by rayjay91 June 12, 2023

A whole new level of Being basic Worse than being devoid of any characteristics that make anyone interesting. These people are so boring. It defies the very logic of existence. Mostly overly christian Bible humpers And people who are a psychological mess and just completely slow. They have Very little interest in life. Usually working some dead End job And don't seem to have any lease on life Who act like the fun police
Guy 1 This guy John is so slow. He works a dead End job I feel like he needs a lease on life and his Idea of fun is the beach.
Guy 2 Weren't you the one trying to help him out at his house with that hoarder mess??
Guy 1 Yeah, he wanted everything.done so specifically
Guy 2 yea he seems pasic he needs a new lease on life man
Guy 2 Weren't you the one trying to help him out at his house with that hoarder mess??
Guy 1 Yeah, he wanted everything.done so specifically
Guy 2 yea he seems pasic he needs a new lease on life man
by rayjay91 February 19, 2024

to modify a an otherwise tasteful car with giant ass rims a billion speakers so the music sounds like autobots fighting.and other stupid mods bolted to cars may include stancing a car or lifting an otherwise useful truck and putting giant ass rims on it making it so useless you cant even hit a pothole.sadly white people have caught onto this trend as well.generaly cars like this will feature hoods opening a billion different ways or a paint job with a gajillion colors and an interior were the person couldent make up theyre mind on wich exotic animal they wante and it looks like a safari.donks fit the catagory also and the only circles that find these cars cool are from africa.
not to be confused with lowrider or street trucks or rice rockets
not to be confused with lowrider or street trucks or rice rockets
guy 1 yeahhhyuhhh maine got mah car all lifted on dem giant 28.s double duces yo know wha im sayin maine?? got enough audio an shit to vibrate da whole dayumn blok!!
guy 2 stop braggin about youre nigger rig goddamnit!!!!!
guy 2 damn black people need to learn the wider the tire the more traction you get not the bigger the rim seems us white guys have this figured out!!!
guy 2 stop braggin about youre nigger rig goddamnit!!!!!
guy 2 damn black people need to learn the wider the tire the more traction you get not the bigger the rim seems us white guys have this figured out!!!
by rayjay91 December 24, 2014

Any outdated car from the 80s or 90s that is generally undesirable like a dodge caravan geo metro or a run down pickup from the late 70s or a nissan altima with a million miles on it
Guy 1 you hear about johns old ford pickup??
Guy 2 yea hes allways working on it just cause his dad owned it
Guy 1 yeah its a total johnomobile!!!
Guy 2 yea hes allways working on it just cause his dad owned it
Guy 1 yeah its a total johnomobile!!!
by rayjay91 February 19, 2024
