rayjay91's definitions

toxic spill

when a toxic person such as a narcissist gets called on their bullshit and gets so angry to were it reminds you of a toxic gas leak to the point were its a toxic spill

guy 1 you know that old guy mark??
guy 2 you mean that toxic old guy?
guy 1 yea i heard his son made him so angry he had a toxic spill
guy 2 yeah hes a real narcissistic man child

by rayjay91 June 12, 2023

celboy

Usually, a pompous self-righteous incel is very opinionated and thinks very highly of themselves. They are the keyboard warriors of the internet and don't know when to shut the hell up but would crumble if shit went down in the streets irl. The most famous widely known celboy is Chris chan . They are often very angry because they can't get women so they resort to passing around anime waifu pictures. Their dakimakura is their most prized and nasty possession .they often go by preston

Guy 1 All hunter does is sit on his laptop all day when he is working as a mentor is very sus tbh
Guy 2 doesn't the state pay him to do more as a mentor and that full beard of his is so nasty!!
Guy 1 yeah he says he's working on some stupid digital boardgame I think he's up to something he won't use my wifi
guy 2 yeah he seems like he's gonna be a cyber-terrorist that whole bs threat to report you owning an e-bike was idiotic
guy 1 yeah he's a total real deal celboy always has to act like a know it all with a chip on his shoulder

by rayjay91 March 21, 2023

retail nazi

somebody who collects items or any high-end clothes or collectibles and refuses to buy online. they often refute others' opinions about the market value the existence or have their head in the clouds on the existence of scalping in the hobby and should often keep their opinion where the sun doesn't shine .often these people are like a retrumplican arguing with a Clinton lover. often times very hard-headed even when given a PowerPoint-like presentation. often the arguments with these people is like playing point-counterpoint.

guy 1 I really have had my eye on the new star wars line lately Stanly keeps saying I should wait to buy online and wait like 3 months when I know the value is going to skyrocket and be impossible to attain on my budget.
guy 2 Jesus this guy seems like a royal retail nazi is he always doing this!!???
guy 1 yes he constantly has to prove why he's right even though he has more access to stores
guy 2 wow he sounds like a real retail nazi I know things haven't been the same since the hip replacement it sucks that you can't hunt as you used too.
guy 1 yeah I don't even know why I bother with him it's like talking to a brick wall
guy 2 well just expand your circle plenty of other star wars collectors out there living on disability is hard and inflation isn't helping ignore the retail nazis they're just hating because they won't expand their portfolio

by rayjay91 February 8, 2023

tard nuke

A term coined by an aspien from Virginia were it is a low functioning special ed individual that weighs over 400lbs were if dropped it will contaminate an entire building depending on how many lbs with a form of radiation known as retardation
if exposed to will render any saidsaid individual in the vicinity retarded

guy 1 did you hear that 500lb tard nuke that farted in the special ed class the other day??
guy 2 yeah i got a notification on my phone about a gas leak at school from an unknown origin and i heard the hazmat team had to respond
guy 1 i can imagine the entire school got contaminated with retardation

by rayjay91 June 12, 2023

Johnomobile

Any outdated car from the 80s or 90s that is generally undesirable like a dodge caravan geo metro or a run down pickup from the late 70s or a nissan altima with a million miles on it

Guy 1 you hear about johns old ford pickup??
Guy 2 yea hes allways working on it just cause his dad owned it
Guy 1 yeah its a total johnomobile!!!

by rayjay91 February 19, 2024

Mid 2000s tough guy

A circa 2022 term coined by a 251lb man from California. Often characterized by a man who drives a lifted gas pickup truck sometimes with a flame paint job with skulls and owns 2 dirt bikes or Harleys. Often has tattoos to match sometimes the classic s tattoo. Often heard around town blasting any form of nu metal such as Nickelback slipknot Korn or limp Bizkit. The stereotypical angry white boy often watches monster garage or American chopper or any show on spike tv. The names can be kyle Tyler nash or Justin.

guy 1 Kyle was in the neighborhood last night have you seen his truck he was blasting limp Bizkit last night.
Guy 2 yeah he sounds like the mid 2000s tough guy type.

by rayjay91 December 9, 2022

Pasic

A whole new level of Being basic Worse than being devoid of any characteristics that make anyone interesting. These people are so boring. It defies the very logic of existence. Mostly overly christian Bible humpers And people who are a psychological mess and just completely slow. They have Very little interest in life. Usually working some dead End job And don't seem to have any lease on life Who act like the fun police

Guy 1 This guy John is so slow. He works a dead End job I feel like he needs a lease on life and his Idea of fun is the beach.
Guy 2 Weren't you the one trying to help him out at his house with that hoarder mess??
Guy 1 Yeah, he wanted everything.done so specifically

Guy 2 yea he seems pasic he needs a new lease on life man

by rayjay91 February 19, 2024