rayjay91's definitions

nigger rig

to modify a an otherwise tasteful car with giant ass rims a billion speakers so the music sounds like autobots fighting.and other stupid mods bolted to cars may include stancing a car or lifting an otherwise useful truck and putting giant ass rims on it making it so useless you cant even hit a pothole.sadly white people have caught onto this trend as well.generaly cars like this will feature hoods opening a billion different ways or a paint job with a gajillion colors and an interior were the person couldent make up theyre mind on wich exotic animal they wante and it looks like a safari.donks fit the catagory also and the only circles that find these cars cool are from africa.
not to be confused with lowrider or street trucks or rice rockets

guy 1 yeahhhyuhhh maine got mah car all lifted on dem giant 28.s double duces yo know wha im sayin maine?? got enough audio an shit to vibrate da whole dayumn blok!!
guy 2 stop braggin about youre nigger rig goddamnit!!!!!
guy 2 damn black people need to learn the wider the tire the more traction you get not the bigger the rim seems us white guys have this figured out!!!

by rayjay91 December 24, 2014

flatusteam

When yore taking a super hot shower, and the mirrors are foggy or the whole prison/locker room is steamed up and you rip a super nasty ripe fart that your friend/roommate/everyone in the gym stalls or prison showers can smell(this works best with at least one guy or the more the merrier getting caught in the lurid stink wake). smaller rooms are better with more smell/ratio/size/#of people

roommate 1 eric are you done in the shower man I've got a date tonight christophers gf broke up since he's a finsterwald and nows my chance brah
roomate 2 hang on kyle im not feeling so great after attending the chilli conest i gotta ffarrUUGGGHHHH!!!
roomate 2 goddamint eric!! not again with the damn flatusteam!!it smells like sewage!!!

by rayjay91 April 14, 2023

retail nazi

somebody who collects items or any high-end clothes or collectibles and refuses to buy online. they often refute others' opinions about the market value the existence or have their head in the clouds on the existence of scalping in the hobby and should often keep their opinion where the sun doesn't shine .often these people are like a retrumplican arguing with a Clinton lover. often times very hard-headed even when given a PowerPoint-like presentation. often the arguments with these people is like playing point-counterpoint.

guy 1 I really have had my eye on the new star wars line lately Stanly keeps saying I should wait to buy online and wait like 3 months when I know the value is going to skyrocket and be impossible to attain on my budget.
guy 2 Jesus this guy seems like a royal retail nazi is he always doing this!!???
guy 1 yes he constantly has to prove why he's right even though he has more access to stores
guy 2 wow he sounds like a real retail nazi I know things haven't been the same since the hip replacement it sucks that you can't hunt as you used too.
guy 1 yeah I don't even know why I bother with him it's like talking to a brick wall
guy 2 well just expand your circle plenty of other star wars collectors out there living on disability is hard and inflation isn't helping ignore the retail nazis they're just hating because they won't expand their portfolio

by rayjay91 February 8, 2023

autard

parker

guy 1 you know a guy named parker??
guy 2 yeah he's that skinny blonde autard stoner that never grew up
guy 1 hmm he must still be in the amoeba stage
guy 2 yeah he obsesses a ton over pot

by rayjay91 February 17, 2023

Wal mart fart

A circa 2011 term coined by a 350 lb man who was nosebombed by the winds coming from the asshole of an unmedicated lactose intolerant man after he had drank a triple espresso with half and half with a banana, usually smelling like a sweaty ripe ass that hasn’t been washed in four days Or smells like one of the fat people at Walmart taking a shit in the bathroom or also performing a dry dock at wal mart

Guy 1 dude I was in the crapper the other day and the guy in the next stall and it smelled like wal mart farts
guy 2 we don't have that issue at target must have been some guy after comic con
guy 3 or he must have been one of those ham planets on a scooter

by rayjay91 December 6, 2022

Mid 2000s tough guy

A circa 2022 term coined by a 251lb man from California. Often characterized by a man who drives a lifted gas pickup truck sometimes with a flame paint job with skulls and owns 2 dirt bikes or Harleys. Often has tattoos to match sometimes the classic s tattoo. Often heard around town blasting any form of nu metal such as Nickelback slipknot Korn or limp Bizkit. The stereotypical angry white boy often watches monster garage or American chopper or any show on spike tv. The names can be kyle Tyler nash or Justin.

guy 1 Kyle was in the neighborhood last night have you seen his truck he was blasting limp Bizkit last night.
Guy 2 yeah he sounds like the mid 2000s tough guy type.

by rayjay91 December 9, 2022

camifode

A circa 2010 term coined by a 350 lb man who was nose bombed by his brothers gnarly shit i.e a bathroom where the shit in question smells like raw sewage, the mud at the dump, pizza hut, rotten fish,or old garbage can left to sunbake
usually a gas station bathroom that was bombed by a homeless crackhead that usually smells like a mix of cigarettes weed and old stale beer

guy 1. man I just blew it up like Hiroshima in their guy 2 walks in, HOLY FUCK THIS AINT A BATHROOM THIS IS THE FUCKING CAMIFODE FUCK I NEED A DAMN GAS MASK FUCK!!!!!

by rayjay91 April 16, 2022