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Finsterwald

The kid who sits in the front of the class wears glasses and is the stereotypical teacher's pet. He is known to tattle tale on someone for even the slightest thing. They are this way because of their parental upbringing (mostly goodie 2 shoes bible thumpers).finsterwalds are mostly known to go nowhere in social activities and settings. They are usually the known targets of kyles, erics, and jakes who are most likely to get their head dunked in the toilet. They usually go by timothy, Eli, jonah, Simmon, or Christopher.

Guy 1 Dude johns kid Chris is so fucking annoying!!
guy 2 yeah he told eric for a prank the other day that he will likely get a swirly lol!!
guy 1 yeah he told on kyle the other day doing wheelies on his dirtbike
guy 2 yeah he's such a little finsterwald!!!!

by rayjay91 March 21, 2023

autard

parker

guy 1 you know a guy named parker??
guy 2 yeah he's that skinny blonde autard stoner that never grew up
guy 1 hmm he must still be in the amoeba stage
guy 2 yeah he obsesses a ton over pot

by rayjay91 February 17, 2023

Mid 2000s tough guy

A circa 2022 term coined by a 251lb man from California. Often characterized by a man who drives a lifted gas pickup truck sometimes with a flame paint job with skulls and owns 2 dirt bikes or Harleys. Often has tattoos to match sometimes the classic s tattoo. Often heard around town blasting any form of nu metal such as Nickelback slipknot Korn or limp Bizkit. The stereotypical angry white boy often watches monster garage or American chopper or any show on spike tv. The names can be kyle Tyler nash or Justin.

guy 1 Kyle was in the neighborhood last night have you seen his truck he was blasting limp Bizkit last night.
Guy 2 yeah he sounds like the mid 2000s tough guy type.

by rayjay91 December 9, 2022

Pasic

A whole new level of Being basic Worse than being devoid of any characteristics that make anyone interesting. These people are so boring. It defies the very logic of existence. Mostly overly christian Bible humpers And people who are a psychological mess and just completely slow. They have Very little interest in life. Usually working some dead End job And don't seem to have any lease on life Who act like the fun police

Guy 1 This guy John is so slow. He works a dead End job I feel like he needs a lease on life and his Idea of fun is the beach.
Guy 2 Weren't you the one trying to help him out at his house with that hoarder mess??
Guy 1 Yeah, he wanted everything.done so specifically

Guy 2 yea he seems pasic he needs a new lease on life man

by rayjay91 February 19, 2024

juan

The cool and sophisticated Mexican gangster who drives a lowrider also known as a juan rod . They are highly revered for their hard-working attitude and being very humble . Juans are the ogs and not posers and are blue collar and respected amongst people in their setting .

guy 1 you seen Carlos hes a real gangster he drives that lowrider??
guy 2 yeah he's awesome and that juan Rod is dope I can tell he put a shit ton of work into that thing!!
guy 1 yeah he doesn't act like that clon at my old theatere

by rayjay91 March 21, 2023

celboy

Usually, a pompous self-righteous incel is very opinionated and thinks very highly of themselves. They are the keyboard warriors of the internet and don't know when to shut the hell up but would crumble if shit went down in the streets irl. The most famous widely known celboy is Chris chan . They are often very angry because they can't get women so they resort to passing around anime waifu pictures. Their dakimakura is their most prized and nasty possession .they often go by preston

Guy 1 All hunter does is sit on his laptop all day when he is working as a mentor is very sus tbh
Guy 2 doesn't the state pay him to do more as a mentor and that full beard of his is so nasty!!
Guy 1 yeah he says he's working on some stupid digital boardgame I think he's up to something he won't use my wifi
guy 2 yeah he seems like he's gonna be a cyber-terrorist that whole bs threat to report you owning an e-bike was idiotic
guy 1 yeah he's a total real deal celboy always has to act like a know it all with a chip on his shoulder

by rayjay91 March 21, 2023

tard nuke

A term coined by an aspien from Virginia were it is a low functioning special ed individual that weighs over 400lbs were if dropped it will contaminate an entire building depending on how many lbs with a form of radiation known as retardation
if exposed to will render any saidsaid individual in the vicinity retarded

guy 1 did you hear that 500lb tard nuke that farted in the special ed class the other day??
guy 2 yeah i got a notification on my phone about a gas leak at school from an unknown origin and i heard the hazmat team had to respond
guy 1 i can imagine the entire school got contaminated with retardation

by rayjay91 June 12, 2023