Expression meaning to get totally and utterly drunk. May also be used to refer to getting stoned, normally with weed but also other drugs.
You were acting really weird, did you get drunk last night at the party? - Drunk?!? I got reupholstered!!!
by skyw87 August 14, 2010
When a female's pussy is dramatically different compared to the most recent excursion with said pussy.
Man I was fuckin' this bitch and I think she had a reupholstered pussy, that shit was completely different.
by Wiseman #1 December 31, 2011