ray's definitions

NX

Car manufac. by Nissan, Hight between '91 and '93. NX2000 are the best, factoery high horses, and great handling. Plus hardley anyone has 'em. Rare, great, car.

I wouldn't trade my NX for nothin

by Ray August 31, 2004

Oopsie Poopsie

This happens during rough sex when the female gets extremely wet and the man is thrusting the entire lenghth of his fuck stick in and out of her gushing gash. He then gives her a good jam and unknowingly enters her backdoor and slides all the way up her turd tunnel. Generally, this will force the session to come to an abrupt stop as the woman struggles to catch her breath, while the man rinses the kidney bean off the end of his purple headed yogurt slinger.

G, Did you hear that bloody scream last night in the hotel? I think Mike gave Crystal an "Oopsie Poopsie"

by Ray March 8, 2005

wooder

H20, water

get me some wooder

by ray December 21, 2003

ta ta

Boobie and or female fun bags.

"Hey baby you have some nice ta ta's!"

by Ray March 5, 2005

Chunky Chuck

While a man is giving a woman oral sex, he sticks his index finger down his throat and barfs all over her gash. After rubbing it in, he will start to bang her and use his chunky vomit as lubercation.

"Hey Honey, tonite is perfect for a Chunky Chuck because I had beef stew for lunch!"

by Ray October 21, 2004

Pudge Packing

Act of laying naked in bed with your woman, while spooning, and unexpectantly stuffing your flacid (or nearly flacid) mounding pudge package into the crack of her ass, the buldge of her beaver, or anywhere in between (taint). Works best right after sex when genitals are full of blood, but not quite erect.

Pudge Packing can be an intimately relaxing after-sex bonding session, as long as your ladyfriend doesn't mind having your hot, sopping wet pudge crammed in her crack.

by Ray June 11, 2004

paintball God

some guy named Ray Darkness

ray darkness

by ray May 20, 2003