ray's definitions

Pudge Packing

Act of laying naked in bed with your woman, while spooning, and unexpectantly stuffing your flacid (or nearly flacid) mounding pudge package into the crack of her ass, the buldge of her beaver, or anywhere in between (taint). Works best right after sex when genitals are full of blood, but not quite erect.

Pudge Packing can be an intimately relaxing after-sex bonding session, as long as your ladyfriend doesn't mind having your hot, sopping wet pudge crammed in her crack.

by Ray June 11, 2004

Jello Biafra

Groww more pot!

jello biafra is the shit

by ray October 13, 2003

girlfriend

The keeper of one's manhood(balls) for a period of time until one either commits to marriage and chops them off or ends the relationship

"Jon has no testicles, he has a girlfriend"

by Ray October 22, 2003

NX

Car manufac. by Nissan, Hight between '91 and '93. NX2000 are the best, factoery high horses, and great handling. Plus hardley anyone has 'em. Rare, great, car.

I wouldn't trade my NX for nothin

by Ray August 31, 2004

cruise missile

An american weapon system smarter than the american president

by Ray September 20, 2003

Banana Cream Pie

After a girl gets you off, you bust in your hand then smack her in the face like you would with a pie.

yo dude after she gave me head i gave her the pie!

by ray April 12, 2004

creepy man hug

if you're a man, and you hug another man (man on man situation), you grab them tight by the waist, put your beard in their neck, and tell them "our balls are touching"...because they are (its like hugging your fucked-up uncle and he gives you a hug and you just feel violated)

i gave alex the creepy man hug, he felt so dirty

by ray August 2, 2004