6 definitions by rastyhaf
by rastyhaf March 19, 2019
A poop sock is a sock which is commonly used by Anons around the globe. Said sock, is defecated into, and then hid from mummy in a secretive area. Not to be confused with the 'Piss Drawer'. Do NOT, under any circumstances, put on or mix your poop sock with other clean socks. In the event of putting on Poop Sock, go /k/ommando and mix bleach and ammonia to get the stinky poo off.
"Hey Lenny, didn't your mummy find your poop sock?" "Yeah. I'm so mad at her. She said NO TENDIES FOR A WEEK"
"Bro, that's rough."
"Oh shit! I put on my poop sock! Guess I'll get the Clorox. :/"
"Bro, that's rough."
"Oh shit! I put on my poop sock! Guess I'll get the Clorox. :/"
by rastyhaf March 19, 2019
Rule 86 Paragraph 4 of the Man Code states, "If an adequately attractive female is within your presence, you are obligated to ask to view said female's breasts."
"Hello Miss. By Rule 86 Paragraph 4 of the Man Code, you are adequately attractive, and as such, may I view your breasts?"
by rastyhaf March 10, 2019
The Jump Start involves a pair of jumper cables and two individuals. Place the jumper cables, matching in polarity, to the nipples of each person. Remember: Positive to positive, negative to negative. The individuals then slowly back away from each other. The person who loses both clamps first loses.
Dude, me and Brett were doing The Jump Start last night. The dude’s totally a wimp, he couldn’t even keep at least one on for a minute.
by rastyhaf November 18, 2022
by rastyhaf March 19, 2019
"Caaarl, this is the third time you have demonstrated cock and ball tortuuuuure. For the last time, there is NO cock and ball torture in my classroom!"
by rastyhaf March 19, 2019