raspberry (lust) muffin's definitions

marriage

What straight couples have legally and commonly don't want, and what gay couples don't have legally and commonly want.

Irony in the first degree.

by raspberry (lust) muffin May 31, 2005

gay insults

As old as "pull my finger," except with even less meaning.

Person one: Dude you're such a loser. What a fag!
Person two: Dude, you used "fag" as an insult. What a loser!

by raspberry (lust) muffin July 7, 2005

green eyes

A georgeous and underappreciated eye color. Most blue eyes aren't even all that pretty, but more bland, and brown eyes are beautiful when they are dark yet too common which takes away the appeal of them.

Green eyes are prettier than most blue eyes.

by raspberry (lust) muffin June 15, 2005

pro-choice

A group who call themselves this because it sounds better than saying they are "anti-life."

Pro-choice people refuse to call themselves "anti-life," whereas pro-life people would have no problem saying they are "anti-choice."

by raspberry (lust) muffin September 8, 2006

butt sex

When a man or woman enjoys taking it up the ass.

"Amy likes having anal sex."
"John likes having anal sex."

by raspberry (lust) muffin March 12, 2005

shitmail

A more accurate word for junkmail.

After registering to a website, I began recieving loads of shitmail.

by raspberry (lust) muffin May 24, 2005

gay

The most confused word in the English language. It's meaning constantly changes.

"That man is gay."
Past - That man is in a good mood today.
Present - That man is a definite homosexual.
Future - That man is a total idiotic loser.

by raspberry (lust) muffin June 1, 2005