raspberry (lust) muffin's definitions

blind spot

When a woman is wearing a skirt short enough to wear a man can see it, but has underwear on.

Guy One: Dude, I noticed earlier when driving that the sun visor's mirror was showing what was under her skirt. Did you see anything since you were in the backseat?
Guy Two: No, dammit...she was wearing a blind spot.

by raspberry (lust) muffin September 5, 2005

suck and fuck

To go from oral sex to vaginal and/or anal sex.

John and Mary suck and fuck three times a day on a regular basis.

by raspberry (lust) muffin May 27, 2005

gay

The most confused word in the English language. It's meaning constantly changes.

"That man is gay."
Past - That man is in a good mood today.
Present - That man is a definite homosexual.
Future - That man is a total idiotic loser.

by raspberry (lust) muffin June 1, 2005

marriage

What straight couples have legally and commonly don't want, and what gay couples don't have legally and commonly want.

Irony in the first degree.

by raspberry (lust) muffin May 31, 2005

gay insults

As old as "pull my finger," except with even less meaning.

Person one: Dude you're such a loser. What a fag!
Person two: Dude, you used "fag" as an insult. What a loser!

by raspberry (lust) muffin July 7, 2005

green eyes

A georgeous and underappreciated eye color. Most blue eyes aren't even all that pretty, but more bland, and brown eyes are beautiful when they are dark yet too common which takes away the appeal of them.

Green eyes are prettier than most blue eyes.

by raspberry (lust) muffin June 15, 2005

pro-choice

A group who call themselves this because it sounds better than saying they are "anti-life."

Pro-choice people refuse to call themselves "anti-life," whereas pro-life people would have no problem saying they are "anti-choice."

by raspberry (lust) muffin September 8, 2006