raspberry (lust) muffin's definitions

cops

Someone that you can talk out of giving you a speeding ticket if you offer them a box of doughnuts.

I was speeding 15 miles over the limit down Taylor Road, and after getting pulled over by a cop, I told him I worked at Krispy Kreme doughnuts and he let me go for three free doughnuts.

by raspberry (lust) muffin May 4, 2005

Will & Grace

A show about four people who like the same gender.

The characters from Will & Grace all love dem boys.

by raspberry (lust) muffin September 27, 2005

gay

The most confused word in the English language. It's meaning constantly changes.

"That man is gay."
Past - That man is in a good mood today.
Present - That man is a definite homosexual.
Future - That man is a total idiotic loser.

by raspberry (lust) muffin June 1, 2005

suck and fuck

To go from oral sex to vaginal and/or anal sex.

John and Mary suck and fuck three times a day on a regular basis.

by raspberry (lust) muffin May 27, 2005

blind spot

When a woman is wearing a skirt short enough to wear a man can see it, but has underwear on.

Guy One: Dude, I noticed earlier when driving that the sun visor's mirror was showing what was under her skirt. Did you see anything since you were in the backseat?
Guy Two: No, dammit...she was wearing a blind spot.

by raspberry (lust) muffin September 5, 2005

bisexual man

1. A man who is attracted to both genders
2. A man who is willing to have sex with both another man and a woman, and possibly even at the same time.
3. The sexuality where a man can share emotional love for both a woman and another man.
4. The male sexuality that is underappreciated by society.

I am a female that likes bisexual men. ;)

by raspberry (lust) muffin June 12, 2005

pro-choice

A group who call themselves this because it sounds better than saying they are "anti-life."

Pro-choice people refuse to call themselves "anti-life," whereas pro-life people would have no problem saying they are "anti-choice."

by raspberry (lust) muffin September 8, 2006