raspberry (lust) muffin's definitions

brown eyes

The eye color that the culture seems to have something against. Everyone who has brown eyes wants to wear contacts to have blue eyes, as if they believe that brown eyes are the color of ugliness.

Since when were brown eyes ugly? What the fuck is wrong with these people?!

by raspberry (lust) muffin May 3, 2005

lifetime

Lesbians and Ill-tempered Feminists Exeptive Towards Innocent Men in Existence.

Hardcore feminists need to go lesbian since they are so pathetically antimale (which shows they are hypocrites because they bash men then date them...bitches).

by raspberry (lust) muffin May 30, 2005

bisexual

The sexual mutt. The sexuality that is mixed between both heterosexual and homosexual. The sexuality that is also presently very popular with females.

That bisexual guy over there, as most are, is really sexy!

by raspberry (lust) muffin May 2, 2005

Penis

A woman's favorite toy.

A penis can be a woman's best friend.

by raspberry (lust) muffin December 28, 2005

pro-choice

A group who call themselves this because it sounds better than saying they are "anti-life."

Pro-choice people refuse to call themselves "anti-life," whereas pro-life people would have no problem saying they are "anti-choice."

by raspberry (lust) muffin September 8, 2006

vegetable

A straight person. The opposite of a "fruit," aka a gay person.

The majority of the world are vegetables.

by raspberry (lust) muffin September 5, 2005

marriage

What straight couples have legally and commonly don't want, and what gay couples don't have legally and commonly want.

Irony in the first degree.

by raspberry (lust) muffin May 31, 2005