direndra

adjective describing a person who has a morbid obsession with fanticising about coworkers whom are far smarter and prettier killing themselves by jumping off bridges.
i'm worried that afjal is direndra.
by Ralph April 01, 2004
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Dark Kiss

When someone kisses someone elses asshole.
Also known as "kissing the starfish"
Uncle Jake bent over and I licked my lips and gave him a dark kiss
by Ralph February 15, 2005
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dumb b

Hey Ralph, Atlanta sure is full of dumb b's.
by Ralph September 18, 2003
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Sun

The sun is a mass of incandescent gas;
A gigantic nuclear furnace.
Where hydrogen is built into helium,
At a temperature of millions of degrees.

The sun is hot. The sun is not
A place where we could live,
But here on Earth there'd be no life
Without the light it gives.

We need its light; we need its heat.
The sunlight that we seek,
The sunlight comes from our own sun's
Atomic energy.

The sun is a mass of incandescent gas;
A gigantic nuclear furnace.
Where hydrogen is built into helium,
At a temperature of millions of degrees.

The sun is hot.

The sun is so hot that everything on it is a gas;
Aluminum, copper, iron, and many others.

The sun is large.

If the sun were hollow, a million Earths would fit inside,
And yet, it is only a middle-sized star

The sun is far away.

About 93,000,000 miles away,
And that's why it looks so small.

But even when it's out of sight,
The sun shines night and day.

We need its heat; we need its light.
The sunlight that we seek,
The sunlight comes from our own sun's
Atomic energy.

Scientists have found that the sun is a huge atom-smashing machine.
The heat and light of the sun are caused by nuclear reactions between
Hydrogen, nitrogen, carbon, and helium

The sun is a mass of incandescent gas;
A gigantic nuclear furnace.
Where hydrogen is built into helium
At a temperature of millions of degrees.
by Ralph March 30, 2005
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oobiedoobie

oral sex performed on the rectum using strawberry or grape preserve
man dog, that chick gave me the oobiedoobie!!!
by Ralph February 11, 2003
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parrot-boy

shef wednesday fan, term refers to the owl on the badge - looking like a parrot. All parrot boys are prone to shitting themselves after 2 bottles of red wine with guiness and whiskey
sully is a parrot-boy
by ralph July 27, 2004
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heese

holy fuck there's a ton of heese!
by ralph November 18, 2004
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