ralph's definitions

high school

A miserable prison for young people whose lives are usually hard enough as it is. Often there's a poor kid who hasn't eaten in four days and doesn't have electricity. He sits and waits for lunch, where he gets to eat a piece of month-old bread and drink half a glass of concentrated orange juice. That is, unless someone steals it and pours it on his head. Later, he gets his clothes stolen in the locker room and a spray of deodourant in his eyeballs. Lastly he's taunted by girls who have so little ego that they mock the poor kid, just for kicks. Then he trudges home carrying a 40 pound backpack because someone forgot to pick him up.

Hey Ralph; where ya off to?
High...sch..the place that I go in the morning..won't you please shoot me now?

by Ralph January 12, 2005

Pessimist

A person who, if they refrain from suicide, will one day be happy.

A: It's freezing. My heater's broken, and it's ten below zero. I cut my arm on a rusty fence, and my idiot neighbour pissed on my house today. I hate this goddamn planet!

B: Hey, you like apple pie?

A: Shut the...well yeah I actually I do.

B: Great, let's go. No, put your wallet down; I've got it covered.

by Ralph January 13, 2005

seminoles

what FSU uses for their mascot. Pretty much is a reflection of the their stupidity and lower class because infact the seminoles were a mut tribe... don't think this is the truth... look it up, they actaully teach you this in upper end universities. Seminoles were in fact a group of indians, some from over here and there, as well as almost 60%runaway slaves... interesting! makes you think... oh wait no thinking isnt an option at FSU

that is one sketchy person, must be a seminole!

by ralph July 15, 2006

TristanTano

a girrafe loving japanese man that seduces principals..L4

stop tristanTANOing yourself

by ralph May 12, 2004

riffchild

Bourne of the mighty riff.
The example of perfection.

I wish I was more like riffchild

by ralph May 12, 2003

faloose

\FAH-lews\ noun
1 : large balls of dust or small bits of assorted floor garbage generally found under furniture or along baseboards.

"The house was pretty but they had faloose everywhere."

by ralph July 22, 2004

ogre

Shrek from the movie

Im A Big Mean Ogre arent you afraid of that

by Ralph June 2, 2004