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A: It's freezing. My heater's broken, and it's ten below zero. I cut my arm on a rusty fence, and my idiot neighbour pissed on my house today. I hate this goddamn planet!
B: Hey, you like apple pie?
A: Shut the...well yeah I actually I do.
B: Great, let's go. No, put your wallet down; I've got it covered.
B: Hey, you like apple pie?
A: Shut the...well yeah I actually I do.
B: Great, let's go. No, put your wallet down; I've got it covered.
by Ralph January 13, 2005
Get the Pessimist mug.what FSU uses for their mascot. Pretty much is a reflection of the their stupidity and lower class because infact the seminoles were a mut tribe... don't think this is the truth... look it up, they actaully teach you this in upper end universities. Seminoles were in fact a group of indians, some from over here and there, as well as almost 60%runaway slaves... interesting! makes you think... oh wait no thinking isnt an option at FSU
by ralph July 15, 2006
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Get the Squirrel mug.Anyone with an I.Q. above 100 who refuses to mentally lobotomize themself and accept the status quo and the rules set down by an imaginary authority.
"Oh, there goes Dan, saying we shouldn't cut out our citizens' livers and throw them in the fire. He's a kook." -What ancient Mayans may have considered to be a kook.
by Ralph February 14, 2005
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by Ralph May 13, 2005
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by Ralph June 18, 2005
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