53 definitions by ralph
1.n-the act of sticking a rock in your anus and farting it out
2.v-to give someone a blow job when they are asleep
2.v-to give someone a blow job when they are asleep
by ralph February 15, 2005
1.n-the act of sticking a rock in your anus and farting it out
2.v-to give a man a blow job when they are asleep
2.v-to give a man a blow job when they are asleep
by ralph February 15, 2005
by ralph May 12, 2003
An economic system under which all property is privately owned by a minoroty of the population, is highly regulated by a national government, while opposition is rigorously suppressed.
by ralph February 2, 2004
A miserable hell on Earth. Considering that mostly everyone who looks up this definition is from Tennessee, it's sure to get a lot of thumbs-down, but it's the truth. Anyway, Tennessee sucks major ass. It's polluted, since no one ever cleans here. It's also full of ticks and other parasites, and there's nothing to do except play with guns, watch football, and eat chicken-fried steak with a side of lard. The eastern part is the worst.
Don't go to Tennessee. Seriously. You can find a better state. There's Alabama. Or Alaska. Or New Mexico. There is absolutely no reason why anyone would ever want to go to Tennessee, unless of course you're an idiot. If you are, then come on down, hyuk hyuk! We done be havin' whisky an' possum pie!
by ralph March 19, 2005
by ralph February 15, 2005