55 definitions by ralph

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A miserable prison for young people whose lives are usually hard enough as it is. Often there's a poor kid who hasn't eaten in four days and doesn't have electricity. He sits and waits for lunch, where he gets to eat a piece of month-old bread and drink half a glass of concentrated orange juice. That is, unless someone steals it and pours it on his head. Later, he gets his clothes stolen in the locker room and a spray of deodourant in his eyeballs. Lastly he's taunted by girls who have so little ego that they mock the poor kid, just for kicks. Then he trudges home carrying a 40 pound backpack because someone forgot to pick him up.
Hey Ralph; where ya off to?
High...sch..the place that I go in the morning..won't you please shoot me now?
by Ralph January 12, 2005
see sucks
your project blows
by ralph March 12, 2004
stupid person
No te ages Baboso
by Ralph November 06, 2003
The sun is a mass of incandescent gas;
A gigantic nuclear furnace.
Where hydrogen is built into helium,
At a temperature of millions of degrees.

The sun is hot. The sun is not
A place where we could live,
But here on Earth there'd be no life
Without the light it gives.

We need its light; we need its heat.
The sunlight that we seek,
The sunlight comes from our own sun's
Atomic energy.

The sun is a mass of incandescent gas;
A gigantic nuclear furnace.
Where hydrogen is built into helium,
At a temperature of millions of degrees.

The sun is hot.

The sun is so hot that everything on it is a gas;
Aluminum, copper, iron, and many others.

The sun is large.

If the sun were hollow, a million Earths would fit inside,
And yet, it is only a middle-sized star

The sun is far away.

About 93,000,000 miles away,
And that's why it looks so small.

But even when it's out of sight,
The sun shines night and day.

We need its heat; we need its light.
The sunlight that we seek,
The sunlight comes from our own sun's
Atomic energy.

Scientists have found that the sun is a huge atom-smashing machine.
The heat and light of the sun are caused by nuclear reactions between
Hydrogen, nitrogen, carbon, and helium

The sun is a mass of incandescent gas;
A gigantic nuclear furnace.
Where hydrogen is built into helium
At a temperature of millions of degrees.
The sun, ladies and gentlemen.
by Ralph March 30, 2005
A person who, if they refrain from suicide, will one day be happy.
A: It's freezing. My heater's broken, and it's ten below zero. I cut my arm on a rusty fence, and my idiot neighbour pissed on my house today. I hate this goddamn planet!

B: Hey, you like apple pie?

A: Shut the...well yeah I actually I do.

B: Great, let's go. No, put your wallet down; I've got it covered.
by Ralph January 13, 2005
A traditional garment which, as it's known today, originated in the Scottish Highlands. Though they're often seen as formal clothing, many variations exist that may be worn daily such as the Sport Kilt or Amerikilt. Kilts tend to be far more comfortable than pants, and if some of the people who've written definitions here just tried going for one day in a kilt with no fabric squishing their genitals, they'd surely reconsider their views of them. And a kilt is certainly NOT a dress in any way, shape, or form.
Unlike Dick Much over there, I am secure enough in my heterosexuality and masculinity to wear a kilt.
by Ralph March 01, 2005
A tattoo on your body that is exposed all the time. (i.e. a tattoo on your neck, nuckles, forearms, hands, face, etc.)

It's hard to get a job with an expose tattoo...
Cookie: "what's that on your neck? it rocks!"
Ginger: "it's my new tattoo"
Cookie: "that's the best job stopper i've ever seen!"
Ginger: "Thanks, that's why I play in a band..."
by Ralph March 23, 2005

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