3 definitions by quasdn

Finky Pinky

The pinky that your weird friend uses to shove up his rectum.

"Austin was jerkin his gerkin, and he decided to get frisky so he shoved his finky pinky up his anus."

by quasdn June 16, 2016

Anal Bugs

Them little niggas that'll crawl up yo soggy asscrack.

"Oh shit, those anal bugs are having a fucking tea party in my asshole."

by quasdn July 1, 2015

The Flaming Turtle

When a woman is giving a man oral sex and mid-way through his penis decides to roll back into his body and form a vagina. Then the woman proceeds to put on a strap-on penis and fucks him in the vagina. She stretches his penis from the inside and when it comes back out it is very red and fat. The man then choke fucks her in the mouth until he climaxes and when he does he pushes her head so far on his dick that cum shoots out of her nose and maybe her eye.

I was at my grandma's house and we were drinking tea while watching the news. I looked at her and said, "Hey Grandma." and she replied, "Yes?". "Do you want to do the flaming turtle?". She immediately bent over and sucked me off.

by quasdn December 22, 2016