accucinator

a person who creates "facts" to prove an accusation...
a portmanteau of accusation and hallucination.

a: i heard that 8 out of 10 guys take a dump on their gf in the second date...
b: where you heard that?
a: i just did it..
b: nah! bullshit! you're an accucinator..

by Puhercules July 30, 2009

where have you been?

the question every man fears...

wife: where have you been?
husband: ...

by Puhercules May 08, 2010