80 definitions by provider44

boog

any person watching a sporting event who gets much pleasure in the faux catcall. This is when it sounds like they are booing the player when they are actually making the same low deriding tone, but the word chanted is either the players name or a nickname that is similar to the booing sound.

This crowd is filled with many a staunch boog. Too bad we have to witness this all game. Next year they play in our stadium so it shouldn't be nearly as annoying.

by provider44 January 19, 2010

Foot Breakfast

when napping in opposite directions with girl/boyfriend and you wake up with a foot in your face

Hey Larry, did you turn the fan on when you came out of the bathroom.Oh wait, its just my baby Andrea, feeding me a foot breakfast.Sorry bra

by provider44 January 14, 2010

squoawuhweek

squirrel work...to work as focused and determined as a busy squirrel. Having a pejorative tinge to it. As in being only about hard work and not about thought.

'Look at Loakie workin himself to death. He just ova there goin ta squoawuhweek. You would almost think he was trying to distract himself from the deeper issues that get second billing in the theater of his narrow mind.

by provider44 January 14, 2010

chapter buddies

a couple, whose origin you could swear could be traced back to the same star cluster after the big bang because of their connection, that when they even seem to not be on the same page they still manage to stay in the same chapter.

After a few nights alone with Andrea I knew that we were chapter buddies by the way everything clicked with uncanny accuracy.

by provider44 January 14, 2010

headven

Head heaven...when a buzz lifts you up into the stratosphere.

Oosk: hey, we have enough drugs for this trip to drop the mighty sphinx in the blood of his esoteric riddles

Booska; oh yeah? So basically we'll be in a haze of sublime majesty all weeekend?

Oosk: More like the uppermost infinity of headven compadre.

by provider44 January 20, 2010

garfunk

a person having to depend on others to write the music for your vocals and lyrics

teddy was an avid music fan and a prolific lyricist but unfortunately he was always at the mercy of others to write him music so he could not be given credit for the complete expression of his song. I believe i heard my dad refer to him as a garfunk.

by provider44 January 14, 2010

Padding creation delay

Waiting to start a recorded dvr program so that you have padding to skip commercials with.

Donizetti: hey, what are you waiting for? The game started 20 minutes ago.

Boris: Calm down, I'm doin a little somethin' called padding creation delay so we can skip commercials.

by provider44 January 18, 2010