6 definitions by postertheif

Dells

1. Young buxom females, ripe and prone to promiscuity, but who have not lost their virginity, which the upright man claims by virtue of his prerogative; after which they become free for any of the fraternity.

1. Catholic high-school school girls are almost always dells secretly.

by postertheif January 27, 2020

Cacafuego

1. Feces set on fire for whatever reason, usually within a brown paper bag or cardboard box and set in front of someones door as a prank for the lulz.

1. Without thinking the man stomped on the flames not knowing that his shoe, porch step and day would soon be ruined in mere moments by the blazing cacafuego.

by postertheif January 27, 2020

Brains

1. Cerebral prowess, smarts, wit, exceptional knowledge; the greyish pink electric mush inside your skull, dura matter
2. An extremely sought after zombie delicacy.

1. If you had as much brains as guts, what a clever fellow you'd be!
2. Braaaiiiiiinnnnnsssss!

by postertheif January 27, 2020

Beggar's Bullets

1. Stones used as projectiles

1. The beggar's bullets began to fly as the angry crowd glimpsed a sight of the rapist.

by postertheif January 27, 2020

Blowse

1. A woman whose hair is dishevelled, and hanging about her face because of intense sexual activity.

pron. {BLO-ZEE}

1. After receiving oral sex from his secretary Joe told her that she was a blowse and had to gussy up before going back to work.

by postertheif January 27, 2020

Article

1. A wench or exceedingly attractive woman for whatever reason.
2. A hell of a good goer (sexual).
3. A fancy piece of clothing.

1. She sure is a prime article wearing that red skirt isn't she!
2. Owing to innate sexual prowess and skill with her tongue Leslie was article of the year in my book after last night, that's for god-damned sure.
3. She jumped on top, then slowly peeled off her frilled pink panties and stuffed the soaking article in my waiting open mouth.

by postertheif January 27, 2020