poopsmith's definitions

World War III

When all the nation on Earth nuked the shit out of eachother. Afterwards what few survivors there were lived in caves in Montana and spent their lives chugging whiskey until Zefram Cochran built a space ship out of a missile and brought back really smart friendly aliens who fixed everything

Russian guy: Oh, you want some vodka?

by poopsmith October 25, 2004

pucket

When you go up to a party, get really drunk, and pass out on the toilet in mid-poop, causing the people to take you outside and hose you off.

That nasty pucket girl was just lying in her own shit. I was so disgusted. Ewwwwww

by Poopsmith May 29, 2003

cheming=cos poop dick theta

The Proof:
Heming is stupid and annoying
Heming= stupid x annoying

Annoying people are cotangent with poop dicks
Heming= cos poop dick stupid

The level of stupidity is theta
Hemings level of stupidity is theta
Heming=cos poop dick theta

Heming is Cheming on paper
Heming=Cheming

We conclude:
Cheming=cos poop dick theta

The proof of cheming=cos poop dick theta took merely minutes to think up because cheming is an ugly poop dick.

by Poopsmith April 14, 2003

diarhea orgasm

The feeling of climax you receive when taking a diarhea. Can result in multiple waves and multiple orgasms.

Oh shit dude, after about the second or third wave of diarhea I felt so great. Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm I love my diarhea orgasms!

by Poopsmith April 19, 2003

shittle cock gnome

In Xtreme badminton, when you crouch down and scream "SHITTLE COCK GNOME"! Your oponents crap themselves in laughter and you cry because you finally scored a point. Fuck you, I will not be skunked!

The shittle cock gnome was popularized by Andy Roth, a chubby fellow who fell over a net.

by Poopsmith April 8, 2003

annoying

doing something or experiencing something at such a level that it becomes annoying. (like listening to too much ska, or radiohead)

Dear sir/madam, Please desist said action because it's unbeleivably irritating. If this request is not met within an adequate amount of time, I will kill you with a rusty shovel"

by poopsmith June 16, 2003

poop dick

What the player Poopsmith calls his fellow inferior players in the game Unreal Tournament 2003.

hey newbie poop dick, quit your damn camping and eat my shit whore!

by Poopsmith March 31, 2003