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Sexual intercourse. The act of putting one's pickle into another person. Pickle Pierce could refer to knocking boots or booty banging.
Jay wanted to give her a Pickle Pierce but she only let him fondle her breasts.
by pmax February 13, 2008
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Someone who has sex with fat chicks. A hogger or fat bagger. A person who finds a plumper to be attractive.
Look at him macking on that chunker. He's such a blimper.
by pmax March 15, 2008
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An ultimatum to a sexual partner that they must either engage in anal sex or find another partner or lover. This may be done as an ugly but effective way to end a relationship regardless of whether or not the instigator really craves anal sex, as the other party may be unwilling to engage in it even at the cost of the relationship.
Her: You've seemed distant lately; what's wrong?

Him: Our sex life; it is unsatisfying.

Her: What can I do to please you?

Him: Pack fudge or pack your bags.

Her: What?

Him: You heard me. Give up that cornhole or find someone else.
by pmax February 10, 2008
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A term used throughout the American south to refer to diarrhea.
Jethro drank a gallon of prune juice and then spent 20 minutes on the toilet enjoying his Tennessee hot chocolate.
by pmax October 4, 2008
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A team that competed in the American Basketball Association. The Squires played home games in Norfolk, Hampton, Richmond, and also a few in Roanoke in their first few years. Hall of Fame players Julius Erving (also known as Dr. J) and George Gervin (also known as the Iceman) played for the Virginia Squires.

The Squires' best seasons were in 1970-1971, when they won the Eastern Division with a 55-29 record and defeated the New York Nets in the Eastern Division Semifinals before losing the Eastern Division Finals 4 games to 2 to the Kentucky Colonels, and 1971-1972, when they finished second in the Eastern Division to the Kentucky Colonels, defeated The Floridians in the Eastern Division Semifinals and then lost the Eastern Division Finals 4 games to 3 to the New York Nets.

When the ABA merged with the NBA in 1976, the Squires, along with other teams like the Kentucky Colonels and Spirits of St. Louis, did not continue in the NBA, even though the Denver Nuggets, San Antonio Spurs, New York Nets and Indiana Pacers did.

The Virginia Squires were a great basketball team to watch in the 1970s, especially when they had future Hall of Famers Dr. J and the Iceman on the court.
by pmax March 9, 2008
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1. A videogame popular in the 1980s that involved moving a chef around the board while he built big hamburgers.

2. A nickname or epithet for a fat person, making fun of their supposed proclivity for eating.
1. I love to play arcade games from the 1980s such as Dig Dug, Mr. Do!, Rally X and Donkey Kong.

2. Oh, great, my airline seat is next to a damn Burgertime. He'll probably spill over into my seat.
by pmax February 12, 2008
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Whoa, look at her - that hot chick who was in that horrendous car wreck is such a QILF.
by pmax October 11, 2008
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