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A person who is very stingy about their herb, they never offer it to anybody (clearly defying stoner etiquette) however they are always there to bum a hit off ya whenever possible.Furthermore they are usually total dick weeds that are always very quiet and contemptuous to strangers, and are always making lame cliche remarks to every word a normal bystander says.
normal bystander: "ya dude I think im going to go to school up in Montana".
stingy stoner (steve): "what are you like gay or something, do you like brokeback mountain".
normal person: " um,..do I even know you?"
thats a stingy stoner in a nutshell
stingy stoner (steve): "what are you like gay or something, do you like brokeback mountain".
normal person: " um,..do I even know you?"
thats a stingy stoner in a nutshell
by Plotbert February 1, 2008
Get the stingy stonermug. a person from California who emigrated to colorado, these people are the reason that there are fuckwads in this great state. They usually inhabit the suburbs of denver, parents are corporate robots, and the kids are complete dipshits that are constantly bragging about how awesome california is. also the reason for 99% of the motor vehicle accidents on our highways, good riddance.
california kid- "california is the shit, its the only state were you can surf, skateboard, and snowboard all in same day.
Colorado kid- "well that sucks theres no surf in colorado....douche."
classic example of a caloradon exchange of words
Colorado kid- "well that sucks theres no surf in colorado....douche."
classic example of a caloradon exchange of words
by Plotbert February 1, 2008
Get the caloradonmug. The political equivelant of a cock block, when a presidential candidate gets totally dogged by a political caucus, thereby hindering there campaign for presidency and future global domination.
by Plotbert February 4, 2008
Get the caucus blockusmug. A fictional superhero with the ability too wreak havoc on mens lives, fortunately she only works 4 days a month.
"oh shit its PMS avenger duck and cover."
-spits flame out of mouth and bitch slaps innocent bystander.
-spits flame out of mouth and bitch slaps innocent bystander.
by Plotbert February 1, 2008
Get the PMS avengermug. Someone that is too pussy to deal with life's shit head on. Instead they always take cheap shots, and the easy way out, instead of buckling down and facing reality like a man.
"wes, I dont think stabbing your little brother in the back is going to solve any of your problems your so pussive agressive".
"bullshit dude watch"
-throws unsuspecting little brother down a flight of stairs, to later have his ass whooped at a party for being so gay".
"bullshit dude watch"
-throws unsuspecting little brother down a flight of stairs, to later have his ass whooped at a party for being so gay".
by Plotbert January 7, 2008
Get the pussive agressivemug. when designers or paint companies choose to label colors with cute and exotic names that clearly defy the actual name or nature of the color, most commonly applied to different hues of one main color.
" hey honey do you think we should paint our room tequila, key lime pie, or matte boogar".
"how about we just go with green".
just go to your local paint store and look at all the yuppie colors, you'll be amused.
"how about we just go with green".
just go to your local paint store and look at all the yuppie colors, you'll be amused.
by Plotbert February 4, 2008
Get the yuppie colorsmug. A jew with a ton of steez, most commonly applied to people who do freestlye snowboarding. Style+ease+Jew=steezberg
Jew #1 "holy kishka did you just see Zach Plotkin pull that sick 1080, he should change his last name to steezberg.
Jew #2 " that was so insane I almost lost my yalmulka."
Jew #2 " that was so insane I almost lost my yalmulka."
by Plotbert February 1, 2008
Get the steezbergmug.