plotbert's definitions

PMS avenger

A fictional superhero with the ability too wreak havoc on mens lives, fortunately she only works 4 days a month.

"oh shit its PMS avenger duck and cover."
-spits flame out of mouth and bitch slaps innocent bystander.

by Plotbert February 1, 2008

stingy stoner

A person who is very stingy about their herb, they never offer it to anybody (clearly defying stoner etiquette) however they are always there to bum a hit off ya whenever possible.Furthermore they are usually total dick weeds that are always very quiet and contemptuous to strangers, and are always making lame cliche remarks to every word a normal bystander says.

normal bystander: "ya dude I think im going to go to school up in Montana".

stingy stoner (steve): "what are you like gay or something, do you like brokeback mountain".

normal person: " um,..do I even know you?"

thats a stingy stoner in a nutshell

by Plotbert February 1, 2008

caloradon

a person from California who emigrated to colorado, these people are the reason that there are fuckwads in this great state. They usually inhabit the suburbs of denver, parents are corporate robots, and the kids are complete dipshits that are constantly bragging about how awesome california is. also the reason for 99% of the motor vehicle accidents on our highways, good riddance.

california kid- "california is the shit, its the only state were you can surf, skateboard, and snowboard all in same day.

Colorado kid- "well that sucks theres no surf in colorado....douche."

classic example of a caloradon exchange of words

by Plotbert February 1, 2008

pussive agressive

Someone that is too pussy to deal with life's shit head on. Instead they always take cheap shots, and the easy way out, instead of buckling down and facing reality like a man.

"wes, I dont think stabbing your little brother in the back is going to solve any of your problems your so pussive agressive".
"bullshit dude watch"

-throws unsuspecting little brother down a flight of stairs, to later have his ass whooped at a party for being so gay".

by Plotbert January 7, 2008

caucus blockus

The political equivelant of a cock block, when a presidential candidate gets totally dogged by a political caucus, thereby hindering there campaign for presidency and future global domination.

" poor Hillary she just got another caucus blockus during her 08' campaign".

by Plotbert February 4, 2008

steezberg

A jew with a ton of steez, most commonly applied to people who do freestlye snowboarding. Style+ease+Jew=steezberg

Jew #1 "holy kishka did you just see Zach Plotkin pull that sick 1080, he should change his last name to steezberg.

Jew #2 " that was so insane I almost lost my yalmulka."

by Plotbert February 1, 2008

Pubertus

a gigantic monster that turns boys into men with the flick of its wand.

"oh shit its pubertus".

by Plotbert February 1, 2008