7 definitions by pizzamaster
In the process of getting a fellatio (blow job) and just before one's orgasm, the ejaculation from the male genital onto her (or his if you're queer) face. Purely organic facial cream.
OH - Susie, Linda! Mary! Whatever your name is! I can't hold it anymore!! Ready for your organic facial? OH! Here it comes!
by pizzamaster August 13, 2010
Bob: Yeah, I like bacon cheese burgers!
Mack: Well I am a bacontarian. I eat bacon on everything... bacon burgers, bacon on pizza, bacon on dogs, bacon on steak, bacon on ice-cream.....
Bob: Ho down monkey Mack! Get! a! grip!
Mack: Well I am a bacontarian. I eat bacon on everything... bacon burgers, bacon on pizza, bacon on dogs, bacon on steak, bacon on ice-cream.....
Bob: Ho down monkey Mack! Get! a! grip!
by pizzamaster November 15, 2010
Peace in Arabic. Used as a common greeting by Arabs of all religions and by non-Arab Muslims, usually in the form of the sentence As-salamu alaykum, which literally mean "Peace be upon you". It is customary to respond with Wa ʿalaykumu s-salam, which means "and may peace be upon you too".
by pizzamaster August 11, 2021
A female co-worker that a married man is sometimes 'intimately' close to just about every hour of every day while at work.
Bob having a drink with Tom: Did you check out who just walked in?
Tom eying the tall, lean redhead: Oh yeah! She's hot!
Bob: Yeah Literally! That's my day woman. You have to meet her! You'll unload right here!
Tom eying the tall, lean redhead: Oh yeah! She's hot!
Bob: Yeah Literally! That's my day woman. You have to meet her! You'll unload right here!
by pizzamaster April 21, 2010
When during integration that doesn't go smoothly (they rarely do) an engineer start questioning the life choices that got him into this mess.
co-worker: how is integration going?
engineer: I should have went to arts school. If only I wasn't so dependent on my fathers approval
co-worker: so... the usual integration hell?
engineer: I think the only way to fix this bug is to leave my wife, foreclose on the mortgage and move to maine to open a small bakery
engineer: I should have went to arts school. If only I wasn't so dependent on my fathers approval
co-worker: so... the usual integration hell?
engineer: I think the only way to fix this bug is to leave my wife, foreclose on the mortgage and move to maine to open a small bakery
by pizzamaster June 1, 2021
One's sexual partner who is only a play toy. Just hard-core sex, no commitment, no 'real' feelings. Lust lover can also be identified as LL, or L2 when texting.
Jay: What you up to tonight? Do you want to go bowling?
Tony: Oh - just my usually lust lover coming over. Maybe bowling would be a good change!
Tony: Oh - just my usually lust lover coming over. Maybe bowling would be a good change!
by pizzamaster September 14, 2011
From Yiddish, rendered chicken or goose fat. in east European cooking chicken fat is used as an easy fix to otherwise tasteless cooking. in other words, its a Crowd pleaser.
in jewish slang, Schmalts refers to a tacky, overdone or outright exploitative piece of art or design.
in jewish slang, Schmalts refers to a tacky, overdone or outright exploitative piece of art or design.
Goyim: hi man, have you seen that food-porn video where they use lard in a matzo-ball soup? i thought you guys don't eat pork.
jew: that's just Schmaltz.
jew: that's just Schmaltz.
by pizzamaster June 17, 2020