piyox420andreev's definitions

ZIPCUFFED

(zip' cuft) v. To be trapped in one's trousers by a faulty zipper.

Shelly: Well are you a square or are you taking off your clothes and jumping in the pool?

Wendell: I can't get my trousers to come off...Well all be it seems that my trousers got me zipcuffed.I guess I'm swimming with them on!

by piyox420andreev August 19, 2010

BOVILEXIA

(bo vil eks' e uh) n. The uncontrollable urge to lean out the car window and yell "Moo!!" every time you pass a cow.

Jack: (leaning his head out of the car window) "Mooo"

Dad: You got a severe case of bovilexia if you know it or not.

Jack: Huh!

by piyox420andreev August 19, 2010

cling kong

used as an adjective to describe a person that is way too clingy.

joan: tonight is girls night out and well be going out to dinner.

jon: Do you think I can come with you guys?

joan: Jon don't be such a cling kong, I just told you its girls night out.

by piyox420andreev July 24, 2010

BALDAGE

(bald' aj) n. The accumulation of hair in the drain after showering.

It's a hard hit to my manhood to look down and see all the baldage in my shower everyday.

by piyox420andreev August 18, 2010

ELEVERTIGO

(el uh vur' tig oh) n. The sensation one experiences when an elevator stops or takes off too suddenly.

One gets the feeling of elevertigo the moment an elevator starts to go up or down, and when it comes to a stop.

by piyox420andreev August 19, 2010

nillie nelson

Someone that doesnt have anything going for themselves in any way, shape, or form. A loser.

1-Dude, look at tanner over their trying to hump jens leg!

2-Wow... what a nillie nelson, like he would ever get into her pants!

by piyox420andreev August 16, 2010

pizza slut

Someone who really really likes, no loves to eat pizza.

Mary- Who's down to throw in on a pizza?

Jane- Oh, me!

Jill- Me too!

Jane- OMG like we didn't already know that you pizza slut!

by piyox420andreev August 18, 2010