piyox420andreev's definitions

nillie nelson

Someone that doesnt have anything going for themselves in any way, shape, or form. A loser.

1-Dude, look at tanner over their trying to hump jens leg!

2-Wow... what a nillie nelson, like he would ever get into her pants!

by piyox420andreev August 16, 2010

ELEVERTIGO

(el uh vur' tig oh) n. The sensation one experiences when an elevator stops or takes off too suddenly.

One gets the feeling of elevertigo the moment an elevator starts to go up or down, and when it comes to a stop.

by piyox420andreev August 19, 2010

BALDAGE

(bald' aj) n. The accumulation of hair in the drain after showering.

It's a hard hit to my manhood to look down and see all the baldage in my shower everyday.

by piyox420andreev August 18, 2010

NAPJERK

(nap' jurk) n. The sudden convulsion of the body just as one is about to doze off.

Sometimes at the moment I reach deep sleep I have this napjerk of me walking down a street and suddenly I trip over a crack in the sidewalk.

by piyox420andreev August 23, 2010

BOVILEXIA

(bo vil eks' e uh) n. The uncontrollable urge to lean out the car window and yell "Moo!!" every time you pass a cow.

Jack: (leaning his head out of the car window) "Mooo"

Dad: You got a severe case of bovilexia if you know it or not.

Jack: Huh!

by piyox420andreev August 19, 2010

cling kong

used as an adjective to describe a person that is way too clingy.

joan: tonight is girls night out and well be going out to dinner.

jon: Do you think I can come with you guys?

joan: Jon don't be such a cling kong, I just told you its girls night out.

by piyox420andreev July 24, 2010

B+STAMPEDE

(bee' plus stam peed?) n. The attempt by half the classroom to claim the paper with no name on it.

There was such a b+stampede at the exact moment mr.harper asked the class who's paper it was.

by piyox420andreev August 18, 2010