(bo vil eks' e uh) n. The uncontrollable urge to lean out the car window and yell "Moo!!" every time you pass a cow.
Jack: (leaning his head out of the car window) "Mooo"
Dad: You got a severe case of bovilexia if you know it or not.
Someone who really really likes, no loves to eat pizza.
Mary- Who's down to throw in on a pizza?
Jane- Oh, me!
Jill- Me too!
Jane- OMG like we didn't already know that you pizza slut!
What you call a drug that is just plain bunk and doesnt do anything.
That dope is fake man, thats what I like to call good old nope dope because nope, that dope didnt do shit!
(un fayr') n. The dollar you owe the cab driver before you've even moved a foot.
Its going to be around 30 dollars to get back to west side and I have exactly 30. Were going to need at least another 5 or so of unfare.
(ak wa lib' re um) n. The point where the stream of drinking fountain water is at its perfect height, thus relieving the drinker from (a) having to suck the nozzle, or (b) squirting himself in the eye.
You have to find your aqualibrium on that fountain because there is something shoved down into it that makes it squirt farther.
(nap' jurk) n. The sudden convulsion of the body just as one is about to doze off.
Sometimes at the moment I reach deep sleep I have this napjerk of me walking down a street and suddenly I trip over a crack in the sidewalk.
(zip' cuft) v. To be trapped in one's trousers by a faulty zipper.
Shelly: Well are you a square or are you taking off your clothes and jumping in the pool?
Wendell: I can't get my trousers to come off...Well all be it seems that my trousers got me zipcuffed.I guess I'm swimming with them on!