Definitions by pissflaps mcnulty

Flab Stab 

The Flab Stab is the mistaken thrusting of your penis into the folds of flesh in a larger girl's thighs or buttocks rather than into her vagina. This typically only occurs at the moment of initial penetration, and hopefully only occurs when one is quite drunk.

"Dude, I'm embarrassed to say it but I took Brenda home last night and while I was trying to pork that fat slut I gave her the flab stab."

Flab Stab by pissflaps mcnulty March 8, 2007

fuckhappy 

Horny, and eager to fuck rather than masturbate.

I'm just a fuckhappy dude right now.

fuckhappy by Pissflaps McNulty November 11, 2006

fuckdoll 

A great-looking chick who's great in the sack.

Dude, Jill is a serious fuckdoll.

fuckdoll by Pissflaps McNulty March 19, 2004

cano 

furious, ready to explode with anger.

"My boss went cano when I told her to suck my dick."

cano by Pissflaps McNulty February 25, 2004