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A hard hitting rebel who plays by his own rules. A man of few words who don't take no crunk of nobody.
by Pimp-Master J May 15, 2006
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2: Was it good?
1: It was damn good.
2: Reverse blumpty man, that's what I'm talking about.
2: Was it good?
1: It was damn good.
2: Reverse blumpty man, that's what I'm talking about.
by Pimp-Master J August 30, 2008
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A place you can hide things in girls. Chris is always trying to find things to stick up his fiance's arse.
A place you can hide things in girls. Chris is always trying to find things to stick up his fiance's arse.
Arse, the other vagina.
by Pimp-Master J January 2, 2007
Get the arse mug.1: When a woman asks you to cum on a muffin for her to then eat the muffin, the cum (spunk) acting as a sort of icing to increase the taste.
2: You can call your girlfriend Spunk Muffin as a pet name if you do this with her.
2: You can call your girlfriend Spunk Muffin as a pet name if you do this with her.
1: I came on the double chocolate chip muffin instead of her face and she then proceeded to eat the spunk muffin whole.
2: Hey there my little spunk muffin, how was your day?
2: Hey there my little spunk muffin, how was your day?
by Pimp-Master J May 13, 2006
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Also the punch line in the first verse of the song 'Why mommy left us' By Steven Lynch.
Also the punch line in the first verse of the song 'Why mommy left us' By Steven Lynch.
There was once this guy, who I can't name, who is probably in prison this very second for doing exactly that.
"Daddy likes porno and 10 dollar whores. And daddy gets wasted and robs licker stores. And daddy likes rubbing against little boys on the bus. I think that's why mommy left us."
"Daddy likes porno and 10 dollar whores. And daddy gets wasted and robs licker stores. And daddy likes rubbing against little boys on the bus. I think that's why mommy left us."
by Pimp-Master J May 17, 2006
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Remember, Having sex with a child may feel good, but you still shouldn't do it.
Remember, Having sex with a child may feel good, but you still shouldn't do it.
1: Hey there cute little baby. How are you today. I tell you what we'll do, I'll just stick that in there like that and then...
2: Oi! What the hell are you doing?!
1: What?
2: Man, don't rape the baby, what the hell is wrong with you?!
2: Oi! What the hell are you doing?!
1: What?
2: Man, don't rape the baby, what the hell is wrong with you?!
by Pimp-Master J May 11, 2006
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That fine looking guy over there with the pimp-nigger swagger, dark hair and great jaw line. He wouldn't happen to be Black Irish would he?
by Pimp-Master J May 17, 2006
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