8 definitions by pilotguy44
Jim Bean, Jack Daniels, José Cuervo, Wild Turkey, and Goldschläger.
Served in a large shot glass; tastes like fire.
Served in a large shot glass; tastes like fire.
Person 1: "Goddam... what WAS that?! I'm breathing fire over here!"
Person 2: "Two Rednecks and a Beaner Chasing a Turkey down a Goldmine.... it'll make your balls grow bigger."
Person 2: "Two Rednecks and a Beaner Chasing a Turkey down a Goldmine.... it'll make your balls grow bigger."
by pilotguy44 February 5, 2010
Three brothers - Jeff, Steve, and Jack Hanson - who played hockey for the Charlestown Chiefs in the 1977 movie "Slap Shot." They came to the team from the Iron League and are quite possibly the three greatest sports movie characters of all time. Before every game they taped tin foil to their knuckles underneath their gloves. They seldom got to play because they sucked terribly at hockey itself. However, when they did get on the ice, the game turned into a bloody brawl, and were usually promptly ejected from the game with the crowd roaring for more bloodshed. In other words, The Hanson Brothers fucked shit up.
For many hockey players today, "Hanson Brothers" is also synonymous with "Hockey Gods."
For many hockey players today, "Hanson Brothers" is also synonymous with "Hockey Gods."
by pilotguy44 December 4, 2008
When you creep your way into an intersection with the intention to turn left, yet there is no end to oncoming traffic in sight.
This way, when the light eventually turns red, you are guaranteed the quick left turn in the short delay between oncoming traffic stopping and the crossing traffic going.
This way, when the light eventually turns red, you are guaranteed the quick left turn in the short delay between oncoming traffic stopping and the crossing traffic going.
"Traffic was really heavy and the green arrow had already disappeared, so rather than wait through a whole new light cycle, I made the guaranteed left."
by pilotguy44 October 6, 2009
The act of wasting enormous amounts of time aimlessly browsing the internet when one should be completing other, much more important tasks. It usually starts as a simple search or the checking of one's emails, and can last for multiple hours before the individual realizes it.
Most prevalent in college students.
Most prevalent in college students.
by pilotguy44 October 14, 2009
"am-bee-mas-ter-bus" / Adjective:
Marked by the ability to masturbate easily with either hand. Particularly applicable to males.
Marked by the ability to masturbate easily with either hand. Particularly applicable to males.
"I've been trying to jerk off with my left hand recently to change things up, but it just hasn't worked for me. I wish I was ambimasturbous like Dave. That guy's a wank warrior."
by pilotguy44 February 18, 2009
Someone who is completely oblivious to the fact that traffic is completely stopped on the other end of a large intersection and continues to drive out into said intersection simply because they have a green light.
When the light turns red and the crossing traffic gets a green light, there is now nowhere to go because this moron is blocking traffic, creating a gridlocked situation in extreme cases.
When the light turns red and the crossing traffic gets a green light, there is now nowhere to go because this moron is blocking traffic, creating a gridlocked situation in extreme cases.
I was 25 minutes late for work today because some gridlock douche turned Route 9 into a parking lot near the mall.
I stopped at the green light because I could clearly see traffic was bumper-to-bumper on the other side. So when the jackass behind me started beeping I yelled back, "Sorry, I'm not a gridlock douche like you."
I stopped at the green light because I could clearly see traffic was bumper-to-bumper on the other side. So when the jackass behind me started beeping I yelled back, "Sorry, I'm not a gridlock douche like you."
by pilotguy44 October 6, 2009
When one takes a shit so large it requires two flushes to completely get rid of the shit and any evidence of its existence.
John had McDonald's for breakfast, Taco Bell for lunch, and had to take a double flusher before we even got to dinner."
by pilotguy44 January 19, 2010