7 definitions by pierce
by pierce March 14, 2003
A peef is a penis fart, similar to a queef. A queef is to a female as a peef is to a male.
There have been very few recorded incidences of peefs. However, we do know that a peef is both pleasant and painful for the 'peefer'. No incidences of a 'wet peef' have ever been recorded.
On a related note, the peef has much militaristic potential. Theoretically, with the proper enhancements and adjustments, the peef could become powerful enough to replace nuclear warfare.
There have been very few recorded incidences of peefs. However, we do know that a peef is both pleasant and painful for the 'peefer'. No incidences of a 'wet peef' have ever been recorded.
On a related note, the peef has much militaristic potential. Theoretically, with the proper enhancements and adjustments, the peef could become powerful enough to replace nuclear warfare.
Example 1:
Vendor: I peefed at the dinner table.
Example 2:
Pierce: I tried to peef, but blood came out instead.
Vendor: I peefed at the dinner table.
Example 2:
Pierce: I tried to peef, but blood came out instead.
by pierce November 26, 2004
by pierce February 17, 2005
titty fucking christ im drunk as fuck
by pierce February 20, 2005
a series of penis piercings starting close from the head of the penis closer to the body. almost resembleing a ladder
by pierce February 17, 2005
by pierce January 28, 2004