18 definitions by picc285

vampirony

1. n. Irony, but only for vampires.

Dude, Bill was turned into a vampire last night.

What? That's terrible. Bill can't stand the sight of blood.

That is some irony for you.

You mean, vampirony, don't you?

I hate you so much right now.

by picc285 May 9, 2019

the batterfly effect

n. 1. The effect of eating a bat in China and that leading to a global pandemic. See also: coronavirus cause.

Due to the batterfly effect, I'm in quarantine for two weeks, all alone.

Yeah, some dude eats a bat, and now I have to spend time with my husband. Ugh!

by picc285 March 24, 2020

palindrhommies

n. Friends / associates with names that are palindromes.

Cam Newton and Mac Jones are now teammates. More than that, Cam and Mac are palindrhommies.

by picc285 May 10, 2021

optimistuck

1. adj. To be perpetually happy all of the time about everything, always.

Being optimistuck gives me the creeps. No one can be that happy about everything. It's unnatural.

by picc285 May 9, 2019

stinky motorboat

1. n. Motorboating of the butt cheeks.
2. v. To motorboat the butt cheeks.

Last night, I got a stinky motorboat. It was better than I thought it'd be.

by picc285 May 30, 2019

chernobylish

1. Adj. Having the quality of the Chernobyl nuclear disaster of 1986.
2. Adj. Malformed, grossly misshapen as though via nuclear radiation.
3. Adj. Disorganized.

My last Tindr date had a great body and was really nice, but her teeth were a little chernobylish.

by picc285 April 17, 2019

lauer button

1. n. A secret / hidden button that locks doors, lowers shades, and delays the destruction of a career.

Dude, Emily has a lauer button in her office.

It's only a matter of time before she's done.

by picc285 September 16, 2019