23 definitions by philanewbie

SEPTA public transit in the city of Philadelphia. Public transit in Philly is generally used by minorities and lower classes. When others use it, it is ofter referred to as the Ghetto Express.
Dude, I was on the Broad Street Ghetto Express and I seriously thought I was going to get cut.
by philanewbie June 10, 2009
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Trickulate is the act of having anonymous sex with someone you meet on a social networking site or app.
My roommate went into the city to trickulate with a guy from Grindr.
by philanewbie July 6, 2010
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Long Denims are females who belong to a fundamentalist christian church. Their church bans the wearing of medium length skirts/dresses, short length skirts/dresses and pants. Normally Long Denims are exceeding subservient to their husbands, have no original thoughts of their own and live in the south.
Look Marge...here come a flock of Long Denims from the baptist church.
by philanewbie June 10, 2009
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Reference to Philadelphia's location and status as the nation's second largest burned out ghetto/city. Detroit is clearly the reigning champion of ghettoness.
Chad - I'm going to Philly on business next week.

Brad - Be sure and take body armor...they don't call it Detroit on the Delaware for nothing.
by philanewbie November 5, 2009
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Pornificate - to surf porn sites continually. This may be gay or straight porn, via computer or cell phone, and includes all web porn sites (soft & hard core) as well as X rated social media sites.
My roommate pornificates 10 to 12 hours a day on his computer and his iphone.
by philanewbie June 29, 2010
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Mea culpa of all televangelists and southern preachers when caught with their pants down or with their hands in the offering plate. (spoken in a southern accent, usually while shaking their head vehemently and crying faux crocodile tears).
Rev Bubba gave the "ahhavesinned" sermon today after he was arrested for soliciting a blow job from an undercover cop.
by philanewbie September 13, 2009
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An endearing name for the state of Arkansas. Multiple meanings 1) Arkansas is fucked. 2) Where the fuck is Arkansas? 3) Arkansas is in the middle of fucking nowhere.
I'm going to visit the fam in Arkanfuck for the holidays.
by philanewbie May 30, 2009
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