2 definitions by phantom2012

Top Definition
A mathematical tool used for measuring the level of asshole acts.

1-3 = Completes two acts a week that warrent the "asshole" response.
4-6 = One act a day that warrants an "asshole" response.
6-10= Behaves every waking hour as an asshole.
"He's a 9 on the assholometer"
by phantom2012 November 09, 2012
a philosopher that is so obnoxious that they cause a fatal belching reaction in the esophagus region.
"It makes me want to puke!!"
"Thats because he is a philosophigus"
by phantom2012 December 16, 2012

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