Definitions by pfloyd

free range geek

Someone with great technical facility who isn't tied to a corporate or military organization. Roaming system administrators trying to make the world a better place for normal folk.

Luddite: You'll have to find a free range geek to fix that TiVo/PC/Mac/digital thingy.

free range geek by pfloyd October 2, 2004

Squeezer 

poop that hangs off the end of your ass, making it necissary to squeeze your asscheeks and wiggle around till its falls.

man this turd wont drop, its a real squeezer!

Squeezer by pfloyd February 20, 2003

hard drive 

about 3/4 through sex, when you are really fucking some bitch and just about to jizz.

man that last 30 seconds of our fuck was my best hard drive in weeks!

hard drive by pfloyd February 20, 2003

smacker 

when you fart so hard it smacks your asscheeks together so hard that it hurts

FART!!! "man that was a smacker! my ass hurts now!"

smacker by pfloyd February 20, 2003

Toaster 

a fart that burns your ass

FART!! WOW jim that was a toaster! my ass just warmed up 20 degrees!!

Toaster by pfloyd February 20, 2003

printer 

a fart that leaves a mark on your underwear

Fart!!! Uh oh...i better go check my pants, i think that one was a printer!

printer by pfloyd February 20, 2003