Dicedcarrots are always found in pools of sick, when the owner of the vomit has no recollection of eating them.
"Funny, I don't remember eating dicedcarrots"
"Who throw the dicedcarrots in that then?"
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Monocelebprick
A very insulting term for a bloke trying and failing to make himself look like one specfic celebrity.
Example: "Your never look anything like Brad Pitt, no mater what you do, your just an f**king useless monocelebprick"
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A sickly feeling when being fed all the crap about sexuality and not caring where a man desires to put his appendage.
Examples: “Don’t shove that down my throat, I’m Homonauseous” Or “Do I care what people do? No! it makes me feel sick. I’m Homonauseous”
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Monocelebpic
An insulting term for a thick person obsesses by photographs, film and video of one celebrity, who they try a look and act like.
Example: "That Chanelle from Big Brother is a monocelebpic copy of that Poshspice bird"
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Leperporn is pornography specifically for Lepers, which shows bits of their body falling off during sexual activity.
Example: I have to stay awake during Leperporn, as like all Lepers, I’m prone to drop off a bit, myself from time to time.
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A very politically incorrect student magazine full of racist, sexist, ageist and disability jokes that takes the piss out of everyone as fair game. Sold at the student Rag week, promoting the event.
Example: Support your local Student Union, we take the piss out of everyone, so buy a Ragmag.
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A Wineno is a person who does not drink the grape.
Examples “He only drinks beer or sprits, he’s a wineno”
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