15 definitions by peter glum

Dicedcarrots are always found in pools of sick, when the owner of the vomit has no recollection of eating them.

Monocelebprick

A very insulting term for a bloke trying and failing to make himself look like one specfic celebrity.

A very politically incorrect student magazine full of racist, sexist, ageist and disability jokes that takes the piss out of everyone as fair game. Sold at the student Rag week, promoting the event.

Monocelebpic

An insulting term for a thick person obsesses by photographs, film and video of one celebrity, who they try a look and act like.

A sickly feeling when being fed all the crap about sexuality and not caring where a man desires to put his appendage.

A catbag is a bag you put a cat in when you throw it in the river, when you no longer want it.

Leperporn is pornography specifically for Lepers, which shows bits of their body falling off during sexual activity.