Leperporn is pornography specifically for Lepers, which shows bits of their body falling off during sexual activity.
Example: I have to stay awake during Leperporn, as like all Lepers, I’m prone to drop off a bit, myself from time to time.
by Peter Glum September 09, 2007
by Peter Glum December 16, 2007
A sickly feeling when being fed all the crap about sexuality and not caring where a man desires to put his appendage.
Examples: “Don’t shove that down my throat, I’m Homonauseous” Or “Do I care what people do? No! it makes me feel sick. I’m Homonauseous”
by Peter Glum December 16, 2007
Example: Can that fish sing? No! Can it dance? No! Can it tell jokes? No! It thinks its a bloody Starfish.
by Peter Glum September 09, 2007
A doggybag is made from the skin of your dead dog. It is recycling and reusing the dog, so you can still take it out for a walk with you.
by Peter Glum September 09, 2007
by Peter Glum September 09, 2007
Monocelebprick
A very insulting term for a bloke trying and failing to make himself look like one specfic celebrity.
A very insulting term for a bloke trying and failing to make himself look like one specfic celebrity.
Example: "Your never look anything like Brad Pitt, no mater what you do, your just an f**king useless monocelebprick"
by Peter Glum September 09, 2007