241 definitions by pete

slong

A penis which is enormous in size

"dude did see that girl with peter?" "yea, she wants him because he's got a big slong" "man i wish i had his slong"

by pete March 11, 2004

lmfaoshism

lmfaoshism:laugh my fucking ass of so hard i shit myself

Used in online chat conversations
Backround: Made up by some kid trying to be origional...Brendan this ones for u...

Guy: Hey man BOOBIES!!
Guy2: lmfaoshism greatest word ever!
Guy: Swoot...

by pete January 13, 2005

Volcanogina

A vagina that dribbles or spews forth blood unexpectedly and unprovoked.

"Michelle's explosive volcanogina soon led Morry to cover everything in his room with butcher paper and dropcloths."

by pete February 16, 2004

Ass and a half

1.) to be of bad proportions, but with more emphasis; 2.) to be terrible in mass quantities

1.) I got three seconds left. This sucks an ass and a half.
2.) Her roast beef like labias smelled like ass and a half.

by pete April 16, 2003

fishy flaps

A woman's labia, usually one that hangs out and smells rather vivid.

Her fishy flaps could be smelt as soon as I walked into the room.

by pete November 15, 2004

gavacho

an american, particulary a white man(spanish insult)

look at that pinche gavacho thinking he is somebody

by pete February 9, 2004

Mexiarab

1. a Mexican Arab, a mexican that follows the Muslim faith

Holy Jew bags batman! An Mexiarab!

by pete December 29, 2005