3 definitions by penis townsman

"im going to penis town" or "just got out of penis town" is two sentenses using the word "penis town". "penis town" is a way to say that something sucks, penis town is where you go when youre at the lowest point in your life. and where you got whatever sucks so badly.
after this im headed straight to penis town.
by penis townsman September 2, 2022
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i think this word can best be discribed with a little story

a man i sitting at a bar, drinking beers. when suddenly two men start fighting. the man had no intention of interfering whatsover. he just didnt have the (balls) energy today. he soon realise that he is out of cash, which means that he can no longer buy the beers to drink. but then right at the corner of his eye he spots a wallet laying there, on the bar. it was owned by one of the two men fighting. the man would never steal, he knew that. so the man gets up and leaves. but as he is leaving he spots a drunk at the parking lot, uncontius. next to his truck. "i couldnt" he thought to himself and went home, but at his way home he gets into heated arguement with a stranger, claming that he was a twat. so what did the man do? he fucked his wife and illegaly claimed his mothers ashes. the end
im illegaly claiming your wallet and car
by penis townsman September 2, 2022
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