One who attempts to coerce others into believing (falsely) in the outer beauty of the horizontally challenged and recommends engaging in obestiality. "You don't know what your missing". "I'm big and beautiful" etc.
All these fatscists on this website make me vomit up my own spine.
The chemical element comprising the 'hidden mass' of the universe. Scientists have speculated for years about 'dark matter' but have recently discovered that in fact it is all stored in fat people. Fat people NEVER eat enough to become the size that they are, the extra matter contained within their foul frames is in fact composed of Lardium, chemical symbol - Ft.
The amount of Lardium in this fattie is off the scale, our instruments cannot measure it.
Lardy Gras is the final day of Carnival, the three day period preceding the beginning of Lent when fat people sway, lurch and roil through the streets in a frank and open display of fatscist propaganda.
"Are you coming to Lardy Gras this year?"
"No, sorry, I've got some children to frighten."