patrick w. crabtree's definitions

fartyx

Any person who farts in a bathtub full of water and then sniffs the bubbles as they emerge. Also, a general reference, based upon this knowledge, to a dumbass.

He caught the clap from his girlfriend and she told him that he must have contracted it from a commode seat and he believed her - what a fartyx!

by Patrick W. Crabtree September 10, 2008

Methevangelist

A leader of the large churches who broadcasts on television and consults with the President of the United States before going for a homosexual massage and a hit of Methamphetimine.

"The Methevangelist of our church says that God watches us mastubate."

by Patrick W. Crabtree November 6, 2006

donkey-humped

The actuality of having been screwed in some heinous manner by an especially noxious Democrat.

God, Gore really donkey-humped us by raising all those bothersome, well-quashed environmental issues right before the election!

by Patrick W. Crabtree August 4, 2006

the hell you say

A generic, covertly sarcastic response to a really stupid comment.

"My '88 Caddy is the hottest thing on the road, dude!"

"The hell you say."

by Patrick W. Crabtree January 14, 2008

Hillarule

A rule, law, or other statute which has been bent, defied, and/or otherwise violated for the specific purpose of personally benefiting the perpetrator.

"Well, if a Hillarule is invoked, the Democrats in Michigan and Florida will actually have their 2007 primary election votes counted as valid."

by Patrick W. Crabtree April 14, 2008

Woodstuck

The mindset of a Baby Boomer who cannot mentally escape his or her personal 60s life experience.

"Man, that cat's Woodstuck -- he's still listening to Vanilla Fudge every day!"

by Patrick W. Crabtree January 13, 2008

Anec-Dotage

Old age senility evidenced by oral comments or writings which are as nostalgic as they are stupid.

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman...?" -- Clearly, old Slick Willie was conveying his Anec-Dotage.

by Patrick W. Crabtree January 27, 2008