Definitions by patrick w. crabtree

The H 

This is a direct reference to Hillary Clinton. The genesis of the word-phrase comes from 50s high school talk, a time when bouncing blonde bimbos were unaware of the fact that the word whore began with a W. Thus, one would overhear in the hallway, "Look at her, the little H!" So, ultimately, Hillary has come to fulfill the the void, The H. No doubt, the Republican Party will soon seize upon the phrase in a nationwide whispering campaign to their party workers to use "The H" when they refer to Hillary Clinton in public places.

I flipped on the tube and there was The H, giving Rumsfeld nine kinds of hell.

The H by Patrick W. Crabtree September 10, 2008

fartyx

Any person who farts in a bathtub full of water and then sniffs the bubbles as they emerge. Also, a general reference, based upon this knowledge, to a dumbass.

He caught the clap from his girlfriend and she told him that he must have contracted it from a commode seat and he believed her - what a fartyx!

fartyx by Patrick W. Crabtree September 10, 2008

Obalming 

A process of mass hypnosis whereby the general public is mentally mesmerized through the soft repetition of the words "change" and "hope". Victims of this manifestation become zombie-like non-thinking beings, all of whom gape and stare just as if they have been embalmed.

"You should have seen coming out of the voting booths, walking like Frankenstein and staring straight ahead -- clearly, some heavy-duty obalming has transformed them all from their normal, thinking selves."

Obalming by Patrick W. Crabtree April 14, 2008

Hillarule 

A rule, law, or other statute which has been bent, defied, and/or otherwise violated for the specific purpose of personally benefiting the perpetrator.

"Well, if a Hillarule is invoked, the Democrats in Michigan and Florida will actually have their 2007 primary election votes counted as valid."

Hillarule by Patrick W. Crabtree April 14, 2008

Hilliary

Hillary Clinton's (rumored) actual Christian name before she had it changed for public relations reasons. It's also rumored that she had been dubbed by her high school peers as "The H".

"Did you hear Hilliary Clinton spin that tale about being under sniper fire when she landed in Bosnia? What a whopper!"

Hilliary by Patrick W. Crabtree April 14, 2008

Anec-Dotage 

Old age senility evidenced by oral comments or writings which are as nostalgic as they are stupid.

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman...?" -- Clearly, old Slick Willie was conveying his Anec-Dotage.

Anec-Dotage by Patrick W. Crabtree January 27, 2008

reTardis 

A British time machine that malfunctions at every level of performance.

Given all the trouble that Doctor Who has controlling the Tardis' destinations, they should have called it the reTardis.

reTardis by Patrick W. Crabtree January 17, 2008