patrick's definitions

Gouthami

(v.) When one is Gouthamied, (s)he just got pwned by one of three things: fucked up by jigglypuff in smash,a tantalizing close encouter with lesbians, or hit in the head with a baseball bat(s).

OhHHHHHHHH SHIT, YOU JUST GOT GOUTHAMIED!!!!!!

I GOT GOUTHAMIED SO BAD BUT I PROMISE YOU ILL GET YOU BACK!

by patrick April 17, 2005

binocs

Short for binoculars.

hey lemme borrow your binocs for a sec!

by Patrick February 3, 2005

pump n' sleep

process of having sex very quickly and falling over to sleep immediately after

That bitch was so annoying, I had to pull a pump n' sleep on her.

by Patrick March 15, 2004

masochist

Person who gets off on hurting themself.

Albert Fish is a masochist who eats children.

by Patrick January 26, 2003

dooche bag

1.a item used to clean out any "jucies" that may be in a women's vaginal canal.

2.a good name to call someone

1. After sarah got nailed, she needed a dooche bag to clean herself out.

2. John fell over and i laughed and called him a dooche bag.

by Patrick April 19, 2005

shat on a turtle

when you take out your dip and place it on a turtle

dude that poor turtle went back in his shell after u shat in him.

that turtle almost died from smellin that skoal vanilla after u shat on the turtle

by patrick March 27, 2005

Bag

To kill, as in put someone in a body bag.

Yo, I just bagged that mofo.

by Patrick November 6, 2003