patrick's definitions

nice male purple

It's a shortened version of a nice male purple people eatter.

Wow, that is a very nice male purple!

by Patrick November 12, 2004

Scrumtrelescent

Beyond perfection.

The show was scrumtrelescent.

by Patrick July 26, 2003

Gouthami

(v.) When one is Gouthamied, (s)he just got pwned by one of three things: fucked up by jigglypuff in smash,a tantalizing close encouter with lesbians, or hit in the head with a baseball bat(s).

OhHHHHHHHH SHIT, YOU JUST GOT GOUTHAMIED!!!!!!

I GOT GOUTHAMIED SO BAD BUT I PROMISE YOU ILL GET YOU BACK!

by patrick April 17, 2005

The Rattle Snake

an expirimental sexual scenario of aquired taste. First, party A places a bowel movement in party B's bed without party B's consent. Party A hides the feces with party B's blanket. When Party B sits down, Party A starts to make snake noises. when Party B says "why are you making snake noises?", party A says "because your sitting on my poop"

Patrick just rattlesnaked Connor, and now connor is on the fritz

by Patrick March 10, 2005

poing

To jump exitedly into the air, like a bounce but with more emphasis on the leaping. See sluggy freelance for details. used online excessively.

*poing* Torg!

by Patrick January 10, 2004

jackmeoff

masterbation of male

word used to fool cop

by Patrick November 25, 2004

froggy

When one farts while sitting and jumps up a little (or alot)

damn that was a hella big froggy!

by Patrick February 3, 2005