1 definition by palomar65

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when you are at work or on a date and your chair squeaks or your heel scrapes the floor and it sounds like a fart. Your attempt to duplicate the noise so not to appear flatulent.
I had to create some faux flatulence so my date wouldn't think I was nasty
by palomar65 August 26, 2011

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