paddy o'mally's definitions
A "Bad Vagina". It Consists of Amazon Furs, Swamp Slops, Grizzly Teeth, Granny Sags. There is such a thing as a bad vagina.
guy 1:"Dude theres no such thing as a bad vagina! any vagina is good vagina!"
guy 2:"Yes there is, its called a bagina. Its a wet, sloppy, saggy, jungle hairy vagina. On odd occasions, it even has teeth."
Guy 1: "...Oh."
guy 2:"Yes there is, its called a bagina. Its a wet, sloppy, saggy, jungle hairy vagina. On odd occasions, it even has teeth."
Guy 1: "...Oh."
by Paddy O'Mally May 17, 2008
Get the baginamug. Throwing a flashbang grenade at someone, having sex with them, and then giving a them a magical money shot to the face. So when they recover from the flashbang and can see again, they dont notice they're walking around with semen on theirface.
Person 1 : hahaha look at that dude hes got jizz on his face and he cant see where hes goign!
Person 2: Perhaps he was hit with Flashbangsexmagic
Person 2: Perhaps he was hit with Flashbangsexmagic
by Paddy O'Mally January 16, 2009
Get the Flashbangsexmagicmug. Deer is a game type within Counter-Strike Source.
This must be played on a server where someone has full admin. The autobalance must be set to 0. Everyone except for the "Deer" Is on T, while the Deer is on CT.
The Deer is then giving 8000+ Health(Depending on the number of T's) , but can only use a knife. The T's can only use Snipers and Shotguns, not assault rifles.
Depending on the size of the map, the ratio of Terrorists to Deer should be 5:1. For every five people add 1 more deer. Best played with eerie music and with lots of people. The most common maps for this game type is Cs_Assault_2005new ,cs_crackhouse or aim_ag_texture_ultrafun. Invented by the *Ünhi clan in 2005
This must be played on a server where someone has full admin. The autobalance must be set to 0. Everyone except for the "Deer" Is on T, while the Deer is on CT.
The Deer is then giving 8000+ Health(Depending on the number of T's) , but can only use a knife. The T's can only use Snipers and Shotguns, not assault rifles.
Depending on the size of the map, the ratio of Terrorists to Deer should be 5:1. For every five people add 1 more deer. Best played with eerie music and with lots of people. The most common maps for this game type is Cs_Assault_2005new ,cs_crackhouse or aim_ag_texture_ultrafun. Invented by the *Ünhi clan in 2005
"Deer was fucking awesome last night!"
by Paddy O'Mally August 22, 2008
Get the Deermug. A Game type of Counter-Strike Source designed to test human ego. This game type must be played on a map with hostages. The object of this type is to negotiate the release of the hostages peacefuly without having anyone get killed. Best played without a HUD with sv_cheats on 1.
Althoguh it sounds like a simple task,human ego always gets in the way. Someone will always try to secretly get the hostages without negotiating the release of them.
The standard way of negotiaton is to have all the terrorists (there should always be more ct's than terrorists) make the ct's drop their guns, search them to make sure they arent hiding any, and move them all into one area. Once there, a leader is nominated from the CT team to retrive the hostages without having anyone getting killed (Acompanyed by the T Team leader). Normaly this would work, but always someone has to screw everyone over by sneaking in a pistol and killing a guard on the ct team.
Simple in Theory, difficult in experiment.
Invented by *Ünhi and AfroThunder in 2005.
Althoguh it sounds like a simple task,human ego always gets in the way. Someone will always try to secretly get the hostages without negotiating the release of them.
The standard way of negotiaton is to have all the terrorists (there should always be more ct's than terrorists) make the ct's drop their guns, search them to make sure they arent hiding any, and move them all into one area. Once there, a leader is nominated from the CT team to retrive the hostages without having anyone getting killed (Acompanyed by the T Team leader). Normaly this would work, but always someone has to screw everyone over by sneaking in a pistol and killing a guard on the ct team.
Simple in Theory, difficult in experiment.
Invented by *Ünhi and AfroThunder in 2005.
by Paddy O'Mally August 14, 2008
Get the Diplomatic Counter-Strikemug. Grab Collar Punch Face, a phrase that can get you out of any situation. Or make the one you're in worse.
Simply , you grab the person who's giving you trouble by the collar, punch that sunbitch in the face, and run.
OR
If people are chasing you, Start running, while your running grab someone by the collar and punch them in the face, thus plopping them senselessly on the ground making an obstacle for the people chasing you.
Simply , you grab the person who's giving you trouble by the collar, punch that sunbitch in the face, and run.
OR
If people are chasing you, Start running, while your running grab someone by the collar and punch them in the face, thus plopping them senselessly on the ground making an obstacle for the people chasing you.
to be used when someone is talking shit and they need to be silenced. Or when you're fleeing for your life.
"This guy owed Jim money and wouldn't pay up, so Jim went to that motherfuckers house and GCPF'd him right in front of all his kids and his wife, took the money and dipped".
"This guy owed Jim money and wouldn't pay up, so Jim went to that motherfuckers house and GCPF'd him right in front of all his kids and his wife, took the money and dipped".
by Paddy O'Mally May 25, 2008
Get the GCPFmug. Vin Diesel is a Nigralian
by Paddy O'mally September 28, 2009
Get the Nigralianmug. If a zombie outbreak occured at a circus, you'd be fucked. You'd have to deal with a Zombie Clown. Or Worse; Zombie CLOWNS.
by Paddy O'Mally May 28, 2008
Get the Zombie Clownmug.