Xbox Natal. It's going to make everyone who ever bought a wii want to throw it out the window. Wii is like a happymeal compared to Xbo's Natal, which is like a Big Mac. A double bacon big mac to be exact.
by Paddy O'Mally June 01, 2009

A nickname dubbed on Dragonforce, due to the fact that they can only play their songs semi-decently in the studio and not live.
guy 1:"Hey Man, Did you hear The New drago- I mean, Studioforce album?"
guy2: "Yeah Man, it sounds EXACTLY the same like the last one did, i can't even tell the difference between the two! thats 20 bucks well spent!"
guy2: "Yeah Man, it sounds EXACTLY the same like the last one did, i can't even tell the difference between the two! thats 20 bucks well spent!"
by Paddy O'Mally May 17, 2008

Throwing a flashbang grenade at someone, having sex with them, and then giving a them a magical money shot to the face. So when they recover from the flashbang and can see again, they dont notice they're walking around with semen on theirface.
Person 1 : hahaha look at that dude hes got jizz on his face and he cant see where hes goign!
Person 2: Perhaps he was hit with Flashbangsexmagic
Person 2: Perhaps he was hit with Flashbangsexmagic
by Paddy O'Mally January 16, 2009

My Life's Awesome.
Used to combat everyone wallowing in their own self pity with "FML" (fuck my life)
Used to combat everyone wallowing in their own self pity with "FML" (fuck my life)
by Paddy O'Mally March 22, 2009

A literal distraction. Best sent by texts or IM's for best. It makes whoever gets distracted feel like a tool, or smile. both are common emotions. Best used when you're playing an online game with someone and you text them, distracting them from whatever you're doing.
hell, you could even distract them from being distracted, the possibilities are endless.
hell, you could even distract them from being distracted, the possibilities are endless.
Person 1: baking cookies
Person 2 : *text* DISTRACTION!
Person 1: *text* you dirty whore i was baking cook-
Person 2: *text* DISTRACTION!
Person 1: *text* YOU DICK I WAS TEXTING YOU BACK AS TO HOW YOU DISTRACTED ME FROM MAKING COOKIES
Person 2: *text* Your cookies are burning.
*cookies are on fire*
Person 2 : *text* DISTRACTION!
Person 1: *text* you dirty whore i was baking cook-
Person 2: *text* DISTRACTION!
Person 1: *text* YOU DICK I WAS TEXTING YOU BACK AS TO HOW YOU DISTRACTED ME FROM MAKING COOKIES
Person 2: *text* Your cookies are burning.
*cookies are on fire*
by Paddy O'Mally May 07, 2009

A "Bad Vagina". It Consists of Amazon Furs, Swamp Slops, Grizzly Teeth, Granny Sags. There is such a thing as a bad vagina.
guy 1:"Dude theres no such thing as a bad vagina! any vagina is good vagina!"
guy 2:"Yes there is, its called a bagina. Its a wet, sloppy, saggy, jungle hairy vagina. On odd occasions, it even has teeth."
Guy 1: "...Oh."
guy 2:"Yes there is, its called a bagina. Its a wet, sloppy, saggy, jungle hairy vagina. On odd occasions, it even has teeth."
Guy 1: "...Oh."
by Paddy O'Mally May 17, 2008

Vin Diesel is a Nigralian
by Paddy O'mally September 28, 2009
