12 definitions by pRODIGAL1

ANTERNET

The means by which ants communicate with one another.

Word went out over the anternet about that food you spilled and now we have an ant-trail leading into the kitchen.

by pRODIGAL1 December 31, 2011

fashion slave

Someone who is a slave to fashion, in spite of violating the rule of "form follows function".

The fashion slave was wearing his hooded sweatshirt (hood up) while sitting at a bus-stop in the blazing sun.

by pRODIGAL1 January 7, 2012

TEASECAKE

Someone who is an insufferable flirt.

Whenever she is around those guys she is such a teasecake.

by pRODIGAL1 December 24, 2011

SCREENED

To be completely mesmerized by the screen on your "smart" phone.

Brad was unable to contribute in any way to the conversation because he was screened out.

by pRODIGAL1 January 8, 2012

FLIPNOTIZED

To be hypnotized by an unending gaze into your flip-phone.

Ella inadvertently walked right into the light pole while being flipnotized.

by pRODIGAL1 January 8, 2012