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Byker Teacake 

To headbutt someone in an aggressive way with malicious intent.
"fuck off met, or I'll gi ya a fuckin Byker Teacake."
Byker Teacake by juicy jess October 12, 2011

Trashcake 

Phonetic spelling: /træʃkāk/

Used by Eastern Europeans to refer to something/someone that is an absolute piece of shit. It represents a multitude of garbage, which is why it is a trashcake and not just common, regular trash.
Commonly used in office environments.
Don't trust that fella Jim from Accounting. I saw him put milk before cereal in his bowl like an absolute trashcake.
Trashcake by trashcake April 24, 2020
The Teacake is a flat, roughly circular item with a diameter of about 15cm made out of bread, with a smooth brown upper surface and a somewhat lighter underside.

If the item contains currants then it is a Currant Teacake.

When sliced roughly in half and filled with chips then it becomes a Chip Buttie.


It doesn't have currents*!

(not if tha's from Barnsley)
In a bakery :-

You: Cheese sandwhich please.

Bakery: Would you like that on frensh roll or teacake.

You: Teacake please.
teacake by ajt the 22nd June 20, 2005
sumthin brown and buttery or sumone who is round and yum
Teacake by Bwfc! August 27, 2005
Not a Barm, Batton or any other ridiculous word its a Teacake.

a small round piece of bread that suits bacon perfectly!
Can I have a Bacon Teacake please?
teacake by Tcake January 12, 2011

tesscakes 

sponges grown in Namibia used to brush one's hair AND teeth- very practical for natives! don't cost a thing.
Ubajawamba tried to rip us off by selling us some tesscakes, but we knew we could go pick some off the nearby Tesselberry tree.
tesscakes by cheese cake August 16, 2006