p00flake's definitions

the old nite

One of the greatest Runescape players to have ever lived. Sadly, he recently died due to cancer. This was first thought to be a rumor but was later confirmed by his sister. His death was greatly mourned amongst the all runescape players. He was far greater than Zezima because zezima is a nerdy fruit and The Old Nite was a kind, helpful person.

Rest in peace, The Old Nite, we all miss you.

by p00flake July 16, 2006

metric system

Something that America will never be able to muster the intelligence to use.

Canadian: Why don't you guys use the metric system?
American: We don't know how.
Canadian: It's simple. There are 10 millimeters in a centimeter, 10 centimeters in a decimeter, 10 decimeters in a meter...
American: *Brain overheats and explodes*

by p00flake August 8, 2006

Macintosh

Macintosh is an OS which no common people can find a use for, and therefore it is used in elementary schools because no decent game company/programmers would waste a second of their lives even considering to create a Mac-compatible version of their programs, thus creating a distraction-free learning environment for 10 year olds.

Principal: Yeah we're recieving those new Macintosh computers today. From what I hear even less programs than the older version are compatible on it.

by p00flake January 21, 2006

RuneCMS

Formerly one of the greatest RuneScape cheating communities, led by "Cheater" and "Sythe" (real names unknown). It was closed around the end of April 2005 and Sythe created new forums on his own website about 3 days later. RuneCMS is still archived and former posts can be viewed but new posts cant be made.

dude1: I miss RuneCMS
dude2: Me too :(

by p00flake January 21, 2006

>:)

Smiley indicating either an evil grin or a sad jew.

If you look at >:) by tilting your head to the left, its an evil grin, but if you look at it by tilting your head to the right, its a sad jew!

by p00flake July 24, 2006