oracle's definitions

red route

(In the UK) Main city road, with red lines painted at the edges. Illegal to stop without good reason.

"Dave got done again for parking on a red route"

by oracle March 12, 2004

l-plate

1: Plate attached to car being driven by learner driver.
2: Joint made with 2 sheets of paper shaped as an "L".

1: Hes still on his L plates
2: Roll us an L plate

by oracle February 5, 2004

boredom

Posting too many definitions on urbandictionary.com

Oh dear its 4am and i could do with some sleep

by oracle March 12, 2004

silverlink

Very slow train. Takes longer than the megabus, but costs more! Also slang term for skiving or driving too slowly.

Croft, why are you doing 60 on the motorway? Are you the silverlink?

by oracle March 12, 2004

double yellow

Or "Double yellows"- twin yellow lines down the side of a road which indicate no parking.

Hurry up, i've parked on double yellow

by oracle March 12, 2004

motorway

Large, dual carriageway road with special status (in UK, Ireland, Australia). International equivalents: Interstate, Autobahn, autostrada. No stopping, u-turns, etc. Maximum speed limit (in UK) 70mph/110kph. In practice the police leave you alone up to 100mph/160kph. No speed cameras are allowed on ordinary motorways (eg no roadworks, or otherwise reduced speed limits). Due to poor planning and low government spending on all transport, UK motorways are notoriously congested (the busiest stretch or road in Europe, the M6 through Birmingham, has only 3 lanes each way).

Shall we take the motorway or the a-roads?

by oracle January 31, 2005

disco piss

Weak lager beer, such as Carling, Fosters etc. Tastes like piss and drunk by the bucketload by scallies (but its only 3.5%).

Stop drinking that disco piss you scally wanker and get a proper beverage.

by oracle December 18, 2004