red route

(In the UK) Main city road, with red lines painted at the edges. Illegal to stop without good reason.

"Dave got done again for parking on a red route"

by oracle March 13, 2004

M25

Large car park near London, used as Motorway at night.

Im stuck on the M25

by oracle February 06, 2004

baconed

To be attacked, beaten, apprehended or ticketed by a policeman. From the bacony connotations of 'police'.

You know when you've been baconed

by oracle April 06, 2009

clinker

see also teggit

Ouch! Teggits

by oracle March 13, 2004

beef spray

Deodorant spray. So called because it gets rid of your 'beef'.

Oi, got any beef spray I can borrow?

by Oracle May 20, 2007

superkings

Brand of extra large cigarette.

"20 superkings please"

by oracle March 13, 2004

barnsley

Someone who crashes forklifts into walls.

O dear barnsley, not again...

by oracle March 13, 2004