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has a small PENIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
omg is that matthew john adams?? i heard he has a big dick!!!!!!!!!
by ooflmao January 16, 2020
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step dads are complete assholes they literally treat your mom like a sex toy and uses her kids like a fucking punching bag.... they tell you "no one loves you" and ur mother agrees with it, stepdads make ur mom just like them so the moms can just put u up for adoption they put ur hands on u right infront of your mom.. ur mom probably doesnt care... ik my mom doesnt. what im just saying is ur mom will probably pick ur stepdad over you cause family is stupid and doesnt care... like i cant even trust anyone tho.. not even my family.. just saying nobody is down for you, even when you think they are their just their to tell you how much they didnt like/or love you
fuck this bro my stepdad is such a asshole
oh i hate mine to step dads suck
by ooflmao June 7, 2019
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